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  1. May 10th, 2006, 01:40 PM #1
    Guts3d
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    Talking Wino Wisdom

    “She spilled a beer on me. That’s foreplay.”
    Paul responding to either clumsiness or a come-on in the Satire Lounge.


    I wish I knew this years ago...
    " I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand" -Blackie in "Rustlers Rhapsody"

    " It is a proud and lonely thing, to be a Stainless Steel Rat." - Slippery Jim DiGriz
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  2. May 10th, 2006, 02:12 PM #2
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    “Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.”
    Graffiti in the men’s room of Gritty McDuff’s Portland Brew Pub, Portland, ME.
    I've seen that one!
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  3. May 10th, 2006, 04:59 PM #3
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    Guts3d-I had not seen that before.I enjoyed it thanks.



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  4. May 12th, 2006, 10:34 AM #4
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    En Vino Veritas!

    Salud!
    I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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  5. May 12th, 2006, 03:48 PM #5
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    In a similar vein; submitted for your approval... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48203
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  6. May 12th, 2006, 04:14 PM #6
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    Darn! And here I was planning a drunken vacation binge of gator rasslin' and bear boxin'. Aiiee ya!
    I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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  7. May 14th, 2006, 05:12 AM #7
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    Hilarious! Now I remember why I don't drink... Good find, Slgrieb!
    " I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand" -Blackie in "Rustlers Rhapsody"

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  8. May 22nd, 2006, 08:39 AM #8
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    I used to live in Denver...

    I had my Stag Do at the Streets of London pub, on Colfax...

    Man, am I classy or what? :P
    Bollocks
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  9. May 27th, 2006, 12:21 PM #9
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    My favorite toast used to be:

    "If I don't see you on Judgement Day,
    I'll know you went the other way."
    If only you knew what's inside of me now,
    You wouldn't want to know me, somehow.
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