Y'all might get a smile from this!

[Tecumseh]

Please can anyone help.
18 months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from
Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the
only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9..
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware
program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system,
forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancée
1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to
Wife 1.0.
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come
bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade,
however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run..
Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and
could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had
forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and
E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and
Whinge.These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to
guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring
ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to
be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my
Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which
can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005,
but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact
that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your
money before uninstalling itself."


Edited duplicate Text = Mayet

[street1]

I enjoyed it. (ya'aa'tey) It is good.

[Mayet]

Shouldn't this topic be in other software issues??

[slavedriver]

That does it Bypass all above L Hand with hair R Hand incase L Hand gets exhausted. no problems!!

[CCT]

This is OBVIOUSLY a built-in bug that Micro-wife 3600 has and you cannot get around it.


So sad!