Weird toilet problem

[street1]

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[Mags]

NooNoo beat me to it ... as I was reading the first message, I thought the same .. and here it is -

Terry Love's Plumbing and Remodel Advice Forum

I think you find Toilets are on the 9th Floor or if you're on the Top Floor, it's only one floor down !!

So if everyone departs from here, we'll be able to sing, 'We know where you're going' ... which don't remind me, I've gotta drink a Pint and Half of Water before a Hosp Appt next week, ewww ....

[xpuser357]

NooNoo beat me to it ... as I was reading the first message, I thought the same .. and here it is -

Terry Love's Plumbing and Remodel Advice Forum

I think you find Toilets are on the 9th Floor or if you're on the Top Floor, it's only one floor down !!

So if everyone departs from here, we'll be able to sing, 'We know where you're going' ... which don't remind me, I've gotta drink a Pint and Half of Water before a Hosp Appt next week, ewww ....

Wait till you have to have a Colonoscopy

[Mags]

Wait till you have to have a Colonoscopy

Nooooooo, thank you !! Would you believe, many of us had invites to take part in Medical Research trials earlier this year. I went in for the ECG one, everything fine, but Noooo to the Colonoscopy, not even for fun !

[ClickHere2Surf.com]

Noonoo: Defrauding retailers eh? Returning a defective product is using one of their servcices, you really are a cruel bitch for accusing honest people like me of fraud. Anyway I buy for thousands worth per month from that store.

If this gets me banned, good riddance, this forum is a bunch of low intellect morons anyway.

[street1]

Now xpuser and Mags,

They could have explained Colonoscopy better by just having us call

Roto-Rooter. That's the name and away goes troubles down the drain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ-JUw2RJpw

[NooNoo]

Noonoo: Defrauding retailers eh? Returning a defective product is using one of their servcices, you really are a cruel bitch for accusing honest people like me of fraud. Anyway I buy for thousands worth per month from that store.

If this gets me banned, good riddance, this forum is a bunch of low intellect morons anyway.

1 month ban - you earned it.

[Mags]

Oh I am going to be good...honest, brain racing, words flowing, laughter wild...

My sense of humour has been misunderstood in the past too....

[street1]

My sense of humour has been misunderstood in the past too....

So has mine.Probably once a day.Sleep is good for me I stay out of
trouble.

[El_Squid]

Flushed raw onion bread down the stool and we're the low intellect morons!

That mass of dough is probably growing in the pipes, getting larger, not dissolving. The only reason plunging with extreme force is working is he is probably pulling the damn lump of dough back up on the back stroke and clearing the pipes momentarily. Of course, after running a bit of water it goes back to the clog spot. Might be able to use the old pipe blaster Street1 referred to, but make damn sure where the drain traps are, or else you may end up pressure blowing crap into some bath tub or sink. Backblow.

At any rate, crap washes off!

We have a lip where our pipes join up with the city's sewer lines, which will eventually build up and clog the whole shootin' match, maybe once a year. Last time, it was freezing cold and the crap had backed up into the bathtubs before anyone noticed. So, here goes old Squid to open the trap in the backyard, hook up the old pipe blaster and then proceed to shove his arm elbow deep into raw sewage so the business end of the blaster is pointing the right way down the pipes and not blow the stuff back up into the house. Once properly positioned, turn on the hose, wait for 15 to 30 minutes and presto, saved at least $80. Of course, everybody else in the household has delicate sensibilities so it is up to me to do it. Today's kids are all a bunch of lightweights.

[Platypus]

Soooo... all is revealed!

That mysterious splash and glimpse of something disappearing is not the tail of an alligator.

It's a tentacle. El Squid was here!

[rgharper]

Soooo... all is revealed!

That mysterious splash and glimpse of something disappearing is not the tail of an alligator.

It's a tentacle. El Squid was here!

My buddy Joe (work partner) just cleared up an unholy mess - seems that Mr. And Mrs. Red Squirrel got into the vent standpipe in his home plumbing system (I may be naming this part wrong, I'm a darn city boy, got sewer service, what do I know about septic systems? ) whereupon they both died in the standpipe.

It was annoying him greatly because at one time the toilet would flush just fine, next time he tried it the darn thing would overflow.

He found, and removed, Mr. Red Squirrel but did not find Mrs. Red Squirrel for almost a week - as things got worse with the toilet and the wife and kids started complaining about the smell.

[imaeditedbysowulo]

1 month ban - you earned it.

I guess the collective intellect just went up a notch.

[Matridom]

the things you find when ones comes out of a haitus to do a little lurking...

Thanks for the laugh!

[clauded]

well this is real news,how to get banned talking about a lousy toilet on a computer forum,well we see something new once in a while,but it is real funny,lol