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  1. July 19th, 2007, 03:02 PM #16
    Richard1
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    She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.

    She's so ugly, she makes water run uphill
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  2. July 20th, 2007, 08:57 AM #17
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    He/she was so ugly, his/her parents had to tie a pork chop around his/her neck to get the dog to play with him/her.

    He/she was so ugly, her parents fed her with a slingshot.

    The best part of you ran down your mama's leg.

    When you were born, your daddy went to the zoo and shot the stork.
    I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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  3. July 20th, 2007, 02:21 PM #18
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    Excellent insults all! Now I won't go about unarmed in a battle of wits... anymore...
    " I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand" -Blackie in "Rustlers Rhapsody"

    " It is a proud and lonely thing, to be a Stainless Steel Rat." - Slippery Jim DiGriz
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  4. July 23rd, 2007, 02:28 PM #19
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    I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate.
    Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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  5. July 25th, 2007, 05:41 PM #20
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    He/She is so ugly they would have to sneak up on a commode to use it.

    He/She is so ugly they would have to hang a bone around their neck to get a dog to kiss them.
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  6. July 25th, 2007, 09:08 PM #21
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    Slimier than a frog's crotch.
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  7. July 26th, 2007, 01:40 PM #22
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    Shudder! That's a mental picture I can do without!
    " I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand" -Blackie in "Rustlers Rhapsody"

    " It is a proud and lonely thing, to be a Stainless Steel Rat." - Slippery Jim DiGriz
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  8. July 30th, 2007, 09:19 AM #23
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    And, a good ol' country-ism: Uglier than a mud fence!
    I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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  9. July 30th, 2007, 11:32 AM #24
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    He/She is meaner than a Junk Yard Dog
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  10. August 4th, 2007, 10:38 AM #25
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    A little behind, but....

    You're gonna make some plastic surgeon rich.


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    That song is on Guitar Hero 2, which I got yesterday. Now typing feels totally awkward.
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  11. August 4th, 2007, 08:41 PM #26
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    Don't let your mind wander, it's too small to be out on its own
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  12. August 4th, 2007, 08:44 PM #27
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    Is the lightbulb over your head burned out?
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  13. August 4th, 2007, 08:46 PM #28
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    He's a few bits shy of a full DEC...
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  14. August 4th, 2007, 08:50 PM #29
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    She didn't drink from the fount of knowledge, she gargled & spat...
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  15. September 9th, 2007, 02:22 PM #30
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    At least Homer Simpson is funny....
    Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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