driver for HP 5940 for Windows 98

[slgrieb]

Noo, this guy goes into an ice cream parlor and says to the clerk, "Give me a gallon of vanilla, a gallon of strawberry, and a gallon of chocolate." The clerk replies, "I'm sorry sir, we're out of chocolate."

"OK," says the customer, "Give me a gallon of strawberry, a gallon of vanilla, and a half-gallon of chocolate." The clerk sighs, "Sir, we are out of chocolate."

"Fine then, just give me a gallon of vanilla, a gallon of strawberry, and a quart of chocolate!"

The clerk says, "Hey! Pal! Can you spell the "van" in vanilla?"

"Sure, v a n."

How about the "straw" in strawberry?"

"s t r a w."

"Good job! Now can you spell the "ef" in chocolate?"

"Wait, now," replies the customer, "there's no "ef" in chocolate."

"That's what I've been trying to tell you," shouts the clerk, "There aint no effin' chocolate!"

[slavedriver]

Noo, this guy goes into an ice cream parlor and says to the clerk, "Give me a gallon of vanilla, a gallon of strawberry, and a gallon of chocolate." The clerk replies, "I'm sorry sir, we're out of chocolate."

"OK," says the customer, "Give me a gallon of strawberry, a gallon of vanilla, and a half-gallon of chocolate." The clerk sighs, "Sir, we are out of chocolate."

"Fine then, just give me a gallon of vanilla, a gallon of strawberry, and a quart of chocolate!"

The clerk says, "Hey! Pal! Can you spell the "van" in vanilla?"

"Sure, v a n."

How about the "straw" in strawberry?"

"s t r a w."

"Good job! Now can you spell the "ef" in chocolate?"

"Wait, now," replies the customer, "there's no "ef" in chocolate."

"That's what I've been trying to tell you," shouts the clerk, "There aint no effin' chocolate!"

Trading insults never fixed any computers yet that i know of.

[slgrieb]

Haven't seen you in a while slave. Actually, this is a joke. When I compared OMG to genital herpes in another thread, that was an insult. Hope I've cleared up your confusion about the distinction.

Actually, what we have on this thread isn't a fixable issue because the Driver Fairy isn't going to provide a non-existent driver. Again, I certainly have some doubts about maj14's hardware suitability for his printer. If you feel the urge to spank someone, maybe you should look to OMG's ignorant, uninformed, and undeserved remarks toward NooNoo.

[NooNoo]

OMG, Slavedriver, you forget I am a moderator and that I am able to see certain information about your posts. I am locking this thread and will pass on the info to the admin to deal with.