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  1. March 4th, 2011, 01:52 PM #1
    Niclo Iste
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    How to defraggle your motherdisc?

    This lovely little guide was sent to me by my buddy today.
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  2. March 4th, 2011, 05:58 PM #2
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    Heh heh, do not try this at home...?

    Actually I'm getting a cannot display the page for it at the moment, had to read it out of the Google cache.
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  3. March 5th, 2011, 01:59 PM #3
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    The link worked for me at last! On a similar note, I say that if you have to dismantle and repair a HP 4000 ten times, you will have enough leftover parts to build another printer.
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  4. March 7th, 2011, 10:39 AM #4
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    As I was reading it, I wondered if anyone had actually followed the instructions.

    Of course someone did! Possibly, several someones!
    I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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  5. March 7th, 2011, 11:06 AM #5
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    Oh I'm sure there are many odd things that have been done to computers in the name of DIY fixes.

    In unrelated news this is another link sent by that same friend today Russian Error 404
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  6. March 8th, 2011, 09:49 AM #6
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    I should've named this thread Niclo's Playroom or something.

    Here's a a video I found today about windows upgrades, if you have 10 minutes and don't mind a somewhat boring naration it's an interesting review.
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  7. March 8th, 2011, 10:39 AM #7
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    Why not have a Niclo's Playground? Several of the luminaries have their own "threads": Platypus has a Prediction thread, Stalemate has a Q&A thread, so why not you?
    I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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  8. March 9th, 2011, 12:50 PM #8
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    This would be a funny punchline from Jeff Foxworthy..."You might be a redneck if you defraggle your motherdisc."
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  9. March 9th, 2011, 03:32 PM #9
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    Wink Defraggling in process...

    Your drive is 64% defraggled... Do not shut down your PC until job is complete, or you get tired of waiting.

    I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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  10. March 9th, 2011, 05:16 PM #10
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    LMAO that was a good one. Maybe i will make my own special thread. Just I'll have to figure out what I'm going to title it since I go onto all kinds of tangents
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  11. March 9th, 2011, 06:02 PM #11
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    How about Niclo's Short Attention Span Theater?

    Niclo's Ecclectic Web Stew?
    Niclo's Emporium of Chaos?
    The World According to Niclo?
    Niclo's Magnificent Melange?

    How about having a contest of sorts? Name that thread...
    I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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  12. March 9th, 2011, 07:43 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by El_Squid View Post
    How about Niclo's Short Attention Span Theater?

    Niclo's Ecclectic Web Stew?
    Niclo's Emporium of Chaos?
    The World According to Niclo?
    Niclo's Magnificent Melange?

    How about having a contest of sorts? Name that thread...
    Excellent idea! Niclo should be sole contest judge, and I would suggest a coffee date with Keira Knightley as the Grand Prize! That oughta stir up some interest!

    How about: Niclo Iste's Den of Iniquity or Niclo Iste's Smiley Time Theatre? Happy Hour with Niclo Iste?
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  13. March 11th, 2011, 12:08 PM #13
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    I think we'd only have you two as contestants so I will pull from your suggestions and make a new thread shortly.
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