The fire wall program on my Forward LAN Router has been logging IPs of at least 3-4 attemted hacks every day for the last two months. None have been successful so far (Linux firewalls are great) usually I just laugh at at their pathetic attempts. But night before last I came home in a lousy mood and found another nine attempts logged.

OK, My turn to have fun. As I said the firewall logs the IPs of the attemted hackers, so to make a long story short... 6 of 9 had resumes in their My Documents folder. I now have copies of all of them.

Hope they're not too happy with their current employment.