Seeing as everyone here seems to love doing these online tests, i just came across a page with a few on at The Spark

I've just taken the 'gay' test (it was featured in FHM magazine so give me a break!) and scored a disappointing 39% gay! Apparently, thats the average gayness for a man of my age with my interests (huh!?!) so perhaps a few more willing souls here would post some results and we can all breathe a sigh of relief..unless you get 40%...in which case we'll all point and laugh

I'm just gonna take the 'Death' test, which is gonna tell me how long i've got till i die...hopefully its not related to the 'gay' test...ahem...