Got a mail notice from my ISP yesterday saying DSL was now available here in mild of nowhere, VA. Figuring this was some sort of perverse, twisted joke, I called to check. In the words of the immortal Kurt Angle, "It's true! It's true!" Service is ordered, they're gonna call me tomorrow or Friday to schedule the install appointment.

Next to the time I had the 3some with two strippers, and the time I met Jerome Bettis, this is the happiest day of my life.