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February 4th, 2002, 11:03 PM
#16
[quote]Originally posted by Octavian:
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AHHH!!! Thanks Sowulo.....my error what in reading the joke.......I just glanced at it and thought it was talking about a dyslexic rabbit.....goes to show you that I should and am heading for bead now.</strong><hr></blockquote>
lol I thought it said rabbit too...i was like what the hell.
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February 4th, 2002, 11:39 PM
#17
Two peanuts were walking across the street... one was assaulted... 
Could give some sexist ones here (which I don't believe in the least, ask my female friends  ) but I won't unless someone gives me the go-ahead. Not dirty, just sexist... heh
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
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February 4th, 2002, 11:59 PM
#18
[quote]Originally posted by PitaBred:
<strong>Two peanuts were walking across the street... one was assaulted...
Could give some sexist ones here (which I don't believe in the least, ask my female friends ) but I won't unless someone gives me the go-ahead. Not dirty, just sexist... heh</strong><hr></blockquote>
A good rule for life and living with others: If you're not sure--don't.
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges."
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February 5th, 2002, 04:19 AM
#19
Intel Mod
[quote]Originally posted by gxavier:
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lol I thought it said rabbit too...</strong><hr></blockquote>
Hah! Me too for a few seconds.
I was going to post a chuckle about it, but thought it sounded made up... I'm glad a few others have admitted to it too.
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February 5th, 2002, 07:22 AM
#20
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February 5th, 2002, 08:22 AM
#21
Registered User
Two elderly women were detained at an airport because they had packed knitting needles in their carry-on luggage.
"What's the problem with knitting needles," they asked.
The security guard replied,
"We're afraid you'll knit an Afghan." 
"I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn."
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February 5th, 2002, 08:28 AM
#22
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February 5th, 2002, 08:41 AM
#23
Q: One ship full of red paint collided with another ship full
of purple paint. Where are the crews thought to be?
A: Marooned.
Q: Did you hear about the guy that stayed up all night to see
where the sun went?
A:It finally dawned on him.
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February 5th, 2002, 01:11 PM
#24
Registered User
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February 5th, 2002, 06:09 PM
#25
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was safety pinned to the punk rocker
Linux - not just for geeks anymore.
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February 6th, 2002, 07:56 AM
#26
Racy, but not explicit.
How are bungie jumping and a hooker alike?
They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
The Hitchikers Guide to the Universe - Mostly Harmless - Douglas Adams
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February 6th, 2002, 08:32 AM
#27
I was sent this sad offering today>
A man traveling on a new modern plane was in urgent need of using the restroom. Each time he tried to use it, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the Ladies room but she cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons.
The man agreed and rushed into the restroom to relieve himself.
He noticed four buttons marked "WW", "WA", "PP" and "ATR". Making a fateful mistake many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man allowed his curiosity to get the best of him and decided to try to the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button, marked "WW", and immediately warm water sprayed his entire bottom. He thought," Golly, the gals really got it made". Still curious, he pressed the second button, marked "WA", and warm air dried his bottom off gently and quickly.
He thought that was out of this world.
The button marked "PP" caused a large powder puff to powder his bottom with a sweet smelling silky powder.
Well naturally he couldn't resist pressing the last button marked"ATR".
When he woke up in the hospital, he panicked and buzzed the nurse.
When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened? The last thing I remember I was in the ladies room aboard a plane. The nurse replied "Yes, and you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button"
"What the hell does "ATR" stand for?" asked the man. "Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
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February 6th, 2002, 08:46 AM
#28
Registered User
3 men walk into a bar the foruth ducks....
i come from maine, where the women are homily and the dog's run scared.....
honest farmer brown, i was only helping the sheep over the fence...
i love peta...and sars...
and bin laden....and n. korea....and china...and p2p...spyware...
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February 6th, 2002, 09:49 AM
#29
Registered User
Q: what'ya call a bloke with a spade in his head?
A: Dug
Mr Miyagi, by any other name... (is this sig short enough?)
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February 6th, 2002, 09:56 AM
#30
Registered User
[quote]Originally posted by Mr_Miyagi:
<strong>Q: what'ya call a bloke with a spade in his head?
A: Dug</strong><hr></blockquote>
What do you call the guy without a spade in his head?
Dugless.
Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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