Tech's Ideal Girlfriend...ideas?

[CobraTekMax]

Make no bones about it, I'm a shallow, shallow man. I care about looks first.

If we're talking about a serious relationship, then I guess she needs a brain of some sort. It would probably be for the best if she didn't know computers, because I don't want to be in a relationship with someone who's going to try to one-up me. She shouldn't like sports, because to me that's one of my "guy things", and I don't want a woman invading the sanctuary of Monday Night football. She should also be able to cook and clean, and remember all of the important dates and anniversaries that I forget.

In other words, my ideal woman is my polar opposite. Except for the brain part. (Not leaving myself wide open on that one. )

[lysergic]

Already found her.

She can code C, VB, perl, and a few more
Can pull cat5 cable and knows the correct colors for the ends, install NT, and setup a network
Has degrees in philosphy and graphic design
Speaks French, Russian, and German
Enjoys football and knows how to work on a car
And is attractive. Or at least I think so and that is all that matters.

Although she is not perfect. How can anyone spend 2 hours in a Target or any other store for that matter? And can not boil water to save her life without burning it. But you take the good with the bad....

Still can not figure out what she is doing with me though.

[opiate]

1. Natural blond hair
2. Emerald green eyes
3. Nice size boobs that look good naked and not fake ones either
4. Nice round a$$ with a black thong
5. Height 5'6/5'7, Weight 100lb/115lb
6. Likes to wear tight cloths
7. Likes to wear black lingerie while at home
8. Sleeps naked
9. Very sexy
10. Wear’s me out in bed and still wants more and more and more and more, all the time
11. Must be available for a quickie when ever and where ever I want
12. Smart, Sweet and like to cuddle and must have relaxed easygoing attitude
13. Must be honest, loving, trustful
14. Will always love me
15. Must get along with all my computer geek friends
16. Must have a solid career
17. Must like me for who I am, not what I am
18. Must keep house clean
19. Must have similar interest as me
20. Must like beer


......Impossible!

[ilovetheusers]

Someone who can make me smile at the end of a hard day. Someone I think about when she's not around. Someone who will let me be me and accept me for who I am. Good looks are fleeting and the only thing that will matter after a few years will be how well you get along.

[kennethstarrfp]

I WOULD LOVE a girlfriend who goes to nudist camps, bus gunzelling (when you look at buses in your city), MUST be a tech. Lounges around the house naked, (same with me), be on pill. Be able to insert (hard disk) anytime I want. Though some women like men who come last.

[clascomp]

Oh, thank god this is ONLY demented!! I thought this was going to be another thing about pubic hair!!

[WebHead]

I'm in love with both of my g/f's,... Palmela and Handgela. They treat me right whenever I need some lovin', and they never say no!

[Triumph]

I probably don't have the best GF for a Tech. She hates computers, thinks I am chatting on them with other women and in a twist of irony, I have the 8 to 5 job and she as a manager has a whacky schedule and I don't get to see her alot. Well maybe that isn't such a bad thing as I can be a bit much to be with at times.

[Mr_Miyagi]

Originally posted by CrüeHeäd:
I'm in love with both of my g/f's,... Palmela and Handgela. They treat me right whenever I need some lovin', and they never say no!

"palmela" and her "five" daughters eh?
i know where you're coming from!!!!!!!

[Kymera]

Originally posted by clascomp:
Oh, thank god this is ONLY demented!! I thought this was going to be another thing about pubic hair!!

Yeah, now it's worse!

[Raijen]

Originally posted by n8dawg:
a bi-sexual gourmay chef

It's spelt gourmet (sorry, work in a houseware/gourmetware business' IT Department :P Those little things irritate me :P).

In response to the original question, it's not the looks that are important, my ideal girlfriend has to have a sharp mind, and a good sense of humour (of course a good body doesn't hurt, but it's not mandatory )

[AlienDyne]

Blonde, tall, not fat but not slim either, green eyes, white skin.

Puter experience is always an advantage.

[DaOnly123Kid]

the perfect woman for me has goes to my school and has no clue that i liked her, and the other day my best friend and i were walking, and she walked up to us, and i was going to ask her to prom, but after the first word she interupted me and asked my best friend, who doesn't even want to go with her because he is done with school and wants to stay away, so to sum it up...... i'm screwed

[King Grover]

Originally posted by DaOnly123Kid:
the perfect woman for me has goes to my school and has no clue that i liked her, and the other day my best friend and i were walking, and she walked up to us, and i was going to ask her to prom, but after the first word she interupted me and asked my best friend, who doesn't even want to go with her because he is done with school and wants to stay away, so to sum it up...... i'm screwed

ouch. I feel your pain brother. You're too good for her anyways.

[DaOnly123Kid]

Originally posted by King Super Grover:
ouch. I feel your pain brother. You're too good for her anyways.

you feel double the pain huh....lol



(before DW deletes it there was a double post, thats why i said double the pain)

anyway, i've talked to her since the last post, and we are going to go eat sushi tonight so i hope things work out....wish me luck