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February 25th, 2002, 08:37 AM
#16
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"I caaaan't believe it's not baaatter" - Fabio
"I feel like one of those mass murderers on death row. I never understood how the hell they got more chicks than I did. Now I know. They sold crap on eBay." -- Anonymous ebayer
"I figured out what's wrong with life: it's other people." -- Dilbert
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February 25th, 2002, 09:31 AM
#17
I'm a Pepper
They're a Pepper
She's a Pepper
He's a Pepper
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
Mom, you ever have that not so fresh feeling?
A wise man knows his limitations, a really smart one overcomes them.
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February 25th, 2002, 09:45 AM
#18
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Hooked on Phonics works for me!
(h00k3d 0n cr0nic w0rk5 4 m3)
Gots more skillz than my lazer printer gotz fonts
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February 25th, 2002, 10:17 AM
#19
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"I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"Clap on, clap off.......the clapper"
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February 25th, 2002, 11:09 AM
#20
Thanks DocPC, I nearly had those words erased from my mind....*cry*
Soylent Green: its made from people! it is people!
waitaminute..oh, a real commercail...
"Teach the ignorant, care for the dumb, punish the stupid."
-how to live a life well spent
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February 25th, 2002, 11:26 AM
#21
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Fill it to the rim with Brim
Calgon.....take me away..
It's a miracle!!
NO!! It's Ameri-call!!
Wives are like jobs,
It's easier to find one when you already have one
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February 25th, 2002, 11:30 AM
#22
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Hugga Mugga Max 
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February 25th, 2002, 11:47 AM
#23
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The soup you eat with a fork.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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February 25th, 2002, 12:45 PM
#24
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"If you don’t have Schulitz you don’t have Gusto. . ."
The early bird may get the worm; but the second mouse gets the cheese!
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February 25th, 2002, 12:48 PM
#25
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"Where do you want to go today?"
"Just do it."
"Got milk?"
"Toyota. Like a rock."
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February 25th, 2002, 12:49 PM
#26
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This one always sounded a little dirty to me:
Squirt squirt, squirt your animal, whenever you take a bath, you can squirt the animals with the porpoise you can squirt, it will make you laugh !
OR
If ya wanna play the game ya gotta take good aim, to get the most marbles with your hippos! Playin' hungry hungry hippos !
"We have assumed control"
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February 25th, 2002, 01:00 PM
#27
How could anyone forget the "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh what a feeling . . . Toyota!" slogan?
or
two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun?
A wise man knows his limitations, a really smart one overcomes them.
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February 25th, 2002, 01:15 PM
#28
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[quote]Originally posted by Quiet Thunder:
[QB"Toyota. Like a rock."[/QB]<hr></blockquote>
???  ???
I thought it was "Chevy. Like a rock." Maybe I missed a bunch of Toyota comercials.
How about "Yesss!!! Yessssss!!! Oh Yessss!!!! - Herbal Essance Shampoo
"I feel like one of those mass murderers on death row. I never understood how the hell they got more chicks than I did. Now I know. They sold crap on eBay." -- Anonymous ebayer
"I figured out what's wrong with life: it's other people." -- Dilbert
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February 25th, 2002, 01:15 PM
#29
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two words to make anyone cringe...
"zoom zoom" (mazda commercial)
I want to shoot that kid...
The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of my employer, not necessarily mine, and probably not *EDITED BY SOWULO*
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February 25th, 2002, 01:23 PM
#30
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You asked for it,,,you got it,,,Toyota!!!
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