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November 14th, 2002, 10:46 PM
#1
Registered User
Pop Quiz!!!!!!!!
1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindbergh
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. Who Attacked the USS Cole on October 12, 2000.
a. Sea Monster
b. Swamp Gas
c. Pirates
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Jesus Saves.
Gretzky recovers... He shoots... HE SCORES!!!
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November 14th, 2002, 11:20 PM
#2
Chat Moderator
1.a
2.b
3.c
4.d
5.a
6.c
7.b
8.d
9.c
10.a
11.c
12.a
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November 15th, 2002, 01:26 AM
#3
Registered User
If I was both a reasonable human being and a Muslim I'd be doing everything I could to eliminate Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
Deliver me from Swedish furniture!
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November 15th, 2002, 08:08 AM
#4
Registered User
Just one thing to say
Hell YEA
right on the money
religeon any of them have killed more people than any other thing on the planet
Organized religeon if for tards. If you need some 2000, 3000, 10000 year old book to tell you how to live your life you have serious problems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just my 2 cents
i know im gonna get flamed but to hell with it!!!!!!!!!
Jesus freaks killed the "moors" (muslims) during the crusades who bitches about that ?
im hoping smiles make this better
Pimps in da' front..... Ho's in da' back..... and Chumps in da' Trunk!
"A One that is not cold, is scarcely a One at all." StrongBad
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November 15th, 2002, 09:06 AM
#5
Driver Terrier
ARTIST: Graham Nash
TITLE: Cathedral
Six o'clock
In the morning, I feel pretty good
So I dropped into the luxury of the lords
Fighting dragons and crossing swords
With the people against the hordes
Who came to conquer
Seven o'clock
In the morning
Here it comes, I taste the warming
I'm so amazed I'm here today
Seeing things so clear this way
In the car and on my way
To Stonehenge
I'm flying in Winchester Cathedral
Sunlight pouring through the break of day
Stumbled through the door
And into the chamber
There's a lady setting flowers on a table covered lace
And a cleaner in the distance
Finds a cobweb on her face
And a feeling deep inside of me
Tells me this can't be the place
I'm flying in Winchester Cathedral
All religion has to have its day
Expressions on the face of the saviour
Made me say
I can't stay
{Refain}
Open up the gates of the church and let me out of here
Too many people have lied in the name of Christ
For anyone to heed the call
So many people have died in the name of Christ
That I can't believe at all
Now I'm standing on the grave of a soldier that died in 1799
And the day he died it was a birthday
And I noticed it was mine
And my head didn't know just who I was
And I was spinning back in time
And I am high
Upon the altar, high
Upon the altar, high
I'm flying in Winchester Cathedral
It's hard enough to drink the wine
The air inside just hangs in delusion
Given time, I'll be fine
Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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November 15th, 2002, 09:56 AM
#6
Registered User
I am actually for measures being taken against terror.
But one should also be painfully aware...
An equivalent list naming American Catholic males aged mostly 17-40 would be child's play to put together...
Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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November 15th, 2002, 10:48 AM
#7
Registered User
American?
What does nationality have to do with it? devout Cathlolics or any other religeons take their religeon above country. Besides America is run by Protestants the last Catholic we had in power was Kennedy and i hear he has a headache.
PS Quebec has more Catholics than the Pope has hats!!!
Pimps in da' front..... Ho's in da' back..... and Chumps in da' Trunk!
"A One that is not cold, is scarcely a One at all." StrongBad
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November 15th, 2002, 10:50 AM
#8
Just shoot 'em all except for the big breasted hot chicks and let the Cleetus sort the rest out!!!
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November 15th, 2002, 11:14 AM
#9
Registered User
Life is crazy..
Yeah, spread the message of hate, just like Jesus taught..
Ok, my turn,
1. Who committed genocide in all of the western hemisphere (Mesoamerica) wiping out thousands of civilizations.
a. Idiot snowboarders
b. Dumb deaf and blind
c. M&M listeners
d. Christian male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 80
2. Who committed genocide In Africa forcing dark-skinned people (100million) into slavery which they are still recovering from to this present day?
a. Peaheads
b. Airheads
c. Knuckleheads
d. Christian male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 80
3. Who committed genocide In Australia whipping out the rich culture of the Aborigines and deserting their criminals there?
a. Suburban Dwellers
b. Ghetto Dwellers
c. Grotto Dwellers
d. Christian male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 80
4. Who committed genocide on women accusing them of being witches simply on accusation and carrying out Idiotic “tests” which were beyond torture to these females who were then subjected to tremendous shame and finally burned or dunked to death?
a. Stinkyfeet
b. Stinkybreath
c. Stinyguy
d. Christian male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 80
The Byzantine Empire was the only sane Christian civ around and they still didn’t resembling the western Christians. The western Christians were in the Dark Age wondering who was who, what street was what, if women had a soul, drenched in disease and plagues. While this going on in the West, the Muslims were advancing in all forms of science, history, art and so on. If it weren’t for them, the works of Socrates, Plato, Aristotle would be lost because of the Christians who destroyed the great library of Alexandria. Because of Muslims, we have the foundations of majority of all sciences. This foundation, algebra. Concept of 0 (try adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing with Roman Numerals). Without Algebra, Sir Isaac Newton could not have discovered Calculus. Man, You have no Idea what these Muslims are responsible for. Trust me, this is from my basic education, so I left out a lot of areas the Muslims have advanced in and we the western world enjoy the fruits of today.
Now shall I move onto moderns crimes or are you sick of what I have to say? Yeah, I’m sure I made a lot of friends now .
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November 15th, 2002, 11:22 AM
#10
Registered User
I'm requesting to have this thread closed before it gets TOO out of hand...
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November 15th, 2002, 11:29 AM
#11
Registered User
Originally posted by DiR[ëctory]
I'm requesting to have this thread closed before it gets TOO out of hand...
Probably for the best.
For the record, I used the word American purely because I thought this was a thread in support of American ethnic profiling. Not because I have anything against Americans as a class (except for their leaders, of course. )
Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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November 15th, 2002, 11:39 AM
#12
Registered User
Sorry Clam
Didnt mean to sound pi$$y just trying to make a point that when it comes to this topic you will find both sides of this argument regardless of location.
Pimps in da' front..... Ho's in da' back..... and Chumps in da' Trunk!
"A One that is not cold, is scarcely a One at all." StrongBad
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November 15th, 2002, 11:50 AM
#13
Flabooble!
Originally posted by DiR[ëctory]
I'm requesting to have this thread closed before it gets TOO out of hand...
You know, I just don't see why. It looks like everyone here is in agreement that religion, when taken to an extreme causes a lot of bloodshed and death. Given a reasonable person I'm sure that you have lots more good stories about religion helping people for every bad one where it hurts.
Personally, I used to blame religion like some people blame guns or drugs for what have you for violence and pain and suffereing. i have now come to the conclusion that some people are just plain nuts (for lack of a better way of putting it) and would be unstable and cause violence or persecute no matter what the reason or method. It's just that people need to blame things and have reasons for things that simply have no ryme or reason to them. It is dificult to understand hatred or mania.
Last edited by ilovetheusers; November 15th, 2002 at 11:57 AM.
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November 15th, 2002, 12:13 PM
#14
So then can we put a 5 day waiting period on Holy Wars, ban automatic prayers, or have all of our Bishops licensed with the state!!!
Hehehe, I can see the next big topic now "Are religious control laws gone to far?"
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November 15th, 2002, 12:22 PM
#15
Registered User
Not that I don't understand or agree with anything that was said. I think it may be better just to close the topic before it turns into a flame...
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