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October 23rd, 2003, 03:30 PM
#16
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"yo momma so bad, she's just like skool on Thanksgiving....NO CLASS"
It is too late to fix America via the Republicans or Democrats, and too early to start shooting the bastards.
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October 23rd, 2003, 04:45 PM
#17
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My momma's blown more poles than a hurricane... oh wait, this is supposed to be about your momma...
"You are never too smart to act stupid" - Christopher Lloyd in Camp Nowhere
"The call is from heroism. Will you accept the charges?" - Homer Simpson
"Everyone makes fun of a redneck until your car breaks down." - Larry the Cable Guy
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October 23rd, 2003, 05:03 PM
#18
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yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the pool jumped out.
Yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
Yo mama so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress kids line up for the school bus.
Yo mama is like a lolipop. 10 cents a lick.
Ok I'll quit now.
"I feel like one of those mass murderers on death row. I never understood how the hell they got more chicks than I did. Now I know. They sold crap on eBay." -- Anonymous ebayer
"I figured out what's wrong with life: it's other people." -- Dilbert
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October 24th, 2003, 06:51 AM
#19
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Yo mama's so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!
Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class!
Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!
Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean
Yo mama's so fat she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
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October 24th, 2003, 07:34 AM
#20
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your momma is so ugly, you put her face on cookie dough to make holloween cookies.
your momma is so ugly, if she stands on the rail road track, it will make the train stop and take a dirt road.
your momma is so stupid, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
Assumption is the mother of all fucl< ups
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October 24th, 2003, 07:41 AM
#21
Registered User
your momma is so stupid she pays to get off the bus
your momma is like a dc-10 guaranteed to go down
your momma is so stupid she saw her reflection in a pool and almost drowned trying to save herself
No job is so simple that it cannot be done wrong
Comprehension is not a prerequisite of your cooperation.
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October 24th, 2003, 08:01 AM
#22
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You momma so fat, when she hangs around the house, she hangs AROUND the house.
Vote DrewmazTech for President!
"tis better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool then open your mouth and remove all doubt" Mark Twain
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October 25th, 2003, 01:30 AM
#23
Registered User
Yo momma is so fat, that after sex I roll over twice and I am still on her
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October 25th, 2003, 09:12 AM
#24
Banned
Originally Posted by Jediab
Yo momma is so fat, that after sex I roll over twice and I am still on her
You so nasty...
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October 26th, 2003, 03:30 PM
#25
Registered User
Yo mamma's so fat she tried to haul a$$ but it took her two trips.
L
Welcome to four more years of the most dangerous presidency in history.
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August 2nd, 2005, 08:56 AM
#26
Laptops/Notebooks/PDA Mod
Your momma is so fat, it takes 2 hours just to download her pic !!!!!
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August 2nd, 2005, 09:38 AM
#27
Registered User
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
Your momma is so fat, it takes 2 hours just to download her pic !!!!!
could it be that she is using DIAL-UP???????/
Assumption is the mother of all fucl< ups
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August 2nd, 2005, 09:42 AM
#28
Registered User
Yo mama so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
yo mama so nasty, she makes speed stick slow down.
yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsickle stick and calls it AC
Assumption is the mother of all fucl< ups
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August 2nd, 2005, 09:51 AM
#29
Registered User
Yo momma's like a 7-11...
She's open all night, hot to go, and for 75 cents, she'll give you a slurpy!
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August 2nd, 2005, 01:03 PM
#30
Registered User
Yo mamma is so fat she was standing on a street corner the other day and two cops told her to break it up!
Yo mamma is so easy that last week she gave the Lincoln Memorial a hand job.
I bet your momma is so easy she even brags about it when she say's where she's from I-DA-HO!
I only post using 100% recycled electrons!!!
Stay on the bomb run, boys. I'm going to get them doors open if it hair lips everybody on Bear Creek.
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