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    LOL Weekly World News needs to stick to aliens & bigfoot.

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    Arnold Yabenson, is that Cleetus's real name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ya_know
    Arnold Yabenson, is that Cleetus's real name?
    Apparently
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    Can hackers turn batboy into a bomb?

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    The truly scary thing is........how many people believed that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatalException0E
    The truly scary thing is........how many people believed that?

    probably as many as believed this
    Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferrit
    That must be the reason they banned the 5.25" floppy drives....
    Last edited by Orangeman; March 11th, 2004 at 03:02 AM.
    Bouncy Bouncy

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    Quote Originally Posted by NooNoo
    Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
    ahahhahhahhahhahahahhahahah

    If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
    ahahhahhahhahhahahahhahahah x2

    That was so damn funny. Thanks for sharing. Read the comments if you get the chance.

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    Why laugh at something that's possible?
    It is possible that a virus could target the mainboard management, stopping fans, raising voltages and increasing the likelihood of components catching fire or exploding.
    To prove something, one must first try to disprove it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damned Angel
    That was so damn funny. Thanks for sharing. Read the comments if you get the chance.
    I thought the comments were actually funnier than the article. The article sounded more like it was written by Mike Brady. Parent of 6, wife Carol, son Peter, youngest daughter Cindy.

    The people who wrote comments didn't even catch on that it was intended to be fictional.
    Sometimes the light’s all shinin’ on me;
    Other times I can barely see.
    Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip it’s been.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humilliation
    I thought the comments were actually funnier than the article. The article sounded more like it was written by Mike Brady. Parent of 6, wife Carol, son Peter, youngest daughter Cindy.

    The people who wrote comments didn't even catch on that it was intended to be fictional.
    Then again they of course could just have been taking the piss, a concept I know many folks from the 'other side of the pond' seem to have severe difficulty with ! ...

    how could i have been so blind...i have been putting firewall after firewall on my system. when along along i have tryyng to keep myself out... yes now that i have read your article i realize that i am a hacker...I have reviewed my computer and discovered filthy programs running amuck everywhere...Flash. MP3's. DOS. BIOS. and the holy grail of hacking, yes its true I HAVE LINUX, i am so sorry and at this moment the police are on their way to put me away...THANK YOU for opening my unworthy eyes

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