Quotes to live by

[Jediab]

Never say to a person on a date, "I usually go out with people with a better body. But with you I am completing a community service obligation that I have."

[corturbra]

Oh almost forgot, I do apply this one in my life as a techie....

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime....

[meatwad]

"Now you get me a beer and a woman, and I'll give that waterbed a workout."

[King Grover]

"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."

[ChipCreep]

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day; Teach a man to fish, he'll probably whack you over the head with the pole.

[meatwad]

"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."

Baseball is 50% physical and 90% mental.

[King Grover]

Baseball is 50% physical and 90% mental.

"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else."

[Stalemate]

"Don't eat the yellow snow."

[jitBob]

"Never pi$s against the wind"

[jitBob]

"When in doubt, power out"

[beshman2]

If I ever lay hands on that Ba$tard Murphy, I'll kill him!

[King Grover]

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."

[Escape_Driver]

"I Think We Agree- The Past Is Over."

[Archer]

If your giving 110% to a project then theres something drasticly wrong with the maths.

[Escape_Driver]

"For NASA, Space Is Still A High Priority."