Happy St pat's Day To the Irish

[Mayet]

and the Irish at heart.

I have bright green hands after I had to dye my boy green for his daycare class today.

Is going to be fun going to my lawyers today with green hands

[Guts3d]

Tell him that you want your hands to be green from handling so much $$$... Or is the money down under even green???

[street1]

I am English ,Cherokee indian,and deuce mix of other Caucasion humans.

So thank you.

God Bless The Irish.They deserve 1 day a year and are a great group of people.

http://www.historyplace.com/worldhis...ne/america.htm

[Mayet]

Tell him that you want your hands to be green from handling so much $$$... Or is the money down under even green???

one hundred dollar notes are a purty green..bit like my hands

[El_Squid]

I am English ,Cherokee indian,and deuce mix of other Caucasion humans.

Everybody is part Cherokee, kind of like the Irish!

[street1]

Everybody is part Cherokee, kind of like the Irish!

O' Thank You El_Squid=I O'needed that ,LOL

[Tecumseh]

A little Irish tale in in honor of the 17th ...


One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over
ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a
ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he
begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde
wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned man and
says to him, "Tell me how long has it been since you've had a
cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the Irishman. With that, she reaches
over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a
pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and
says, "Faith and begorah! Is that good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of whisky?" she asks
him.

Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years." She reaches over, unzips
her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the
flask, takes a long swig and says, "'Tis absolutely fantastic!"

At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down
the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has
it been since you've played around?" With tears in his eyes, the man
falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got
golf clubs in there too!."

[TechZ]

Happy St. Patrick's Day

[Fubarian]

I'm a German-Irish mut, so here's my excuse...

I like to build things with extreme precision and accuracy because I'm German
I like to drink/eat and have a full house because I'm Irish

This is why when I work on cars, I have friends help and we require a special "precision enhancing drink"