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May 10th, 2006, 01:40 PM
#1
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Wino Wisdom
“She spilled a beer on me. That’s foreplay.”
Paul responding to either clumsiness or a come-on in the Satire Lounge.
I wish I knew this years ago...
" I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand" -Blackie in "Rustlers Rhapsody"
" It is a proud and lonely thing, to be a Stainless Steel Rat." - Slippery Jim DiGriz
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May 10th, 2006, 02:12 PM
#2
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“Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.”
Graffiti in the men’s room of Gritty McDuff’s Portland Brew Pub, Portland, ME.
I've seen that one!
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May 10th, 2006, 04:59 PM
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May 12th, 2006, 10:34 AM
#4
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En Vino Veritas!
Salud!
I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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May 12th, 2006, 03:48 PM
#5
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In a similar vein; submitted for your approval... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48203
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May 12th, 2006, 04:14 PM
#6
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Darn! And here I was planning a drunken vacation binge of gator rasslin' and bear boxin'. Aiiee ya!
I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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May 14th, 2006, 05:12 AM
#7
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Hilarious! Now I remember why I don't drink... Good find, Slgrieb!
" I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand" -Blackie in "Rustlers Rhapsody"
" It is a proud and lonely thing, to be a Stainless Steel Rat." - Slippery Jim DiGriz
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May 22nd, 2006, 08:39 AM
#8
Registered User
I used to live in Denver...
I had my Stag Do at the Streets of London pub, on Colfax...
Man, am I classy or what? :P
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May 27th, 2006, 12:21 PM
#9
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My favorite toast used to be:
"If I don't see you on Judgement Day,
I'll know you went the other way."
If only you knew what's inside of me now,
You wouldn't want to know me, somehow.
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