Quote Originally Posted by scutterboy
The Gardai are the Irish police. This made me laugh. See this link.

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So what happens if you have two mobile phones, and you use the first phone to ring one garda station and the second phone to ring another garda station and you hold the two phones together to “talk” to each other?
There was a British radio station that did that trick with two Chinese Take-Away places. They called one and made an order, then said, "Hold on, I'd like you to repeat the order to my friend who wants to add to it." Then they put him on the phone with another take-away who hears the order being read and thinks they're making an order. So the two start talking back and forth thinking one is ordering from the other. It's pretty funny.

"Do you want delivery?"
"We don't do delivery."
"But do you want delivery?"
"We don't deliver."
"No, we deliver to you."
"Deliver what?"
"The food."
"The food is here."
"What?