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January 21st, 2011, 02:21 PM
#256
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If all dogs go to heaven. Then where do the souls of computer parts go when they die?
One Script to rule them all.
One Script to find them.
One Script to bring them all,
and clean up after itself.
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January 30th, 2011, 12:26 PM
#257
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On a similar note, why do all new computer cases demand blood when I install the motherboard in them?
" I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand" -Blackie in "Rustlers Rhapsody"
" It is a proud and lonely thing, to be a Stainless Steel Rat." - Slippery Jim DiGriz
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February 6th, 2011, 08:32 PM
#258
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Enlighten me O Sage; thou Pearl of Wisdom, why is it that only Continental Soldiers have ears that hang low enough to throw over their shoulders?
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February 28th, 2011, 01:21 PM
#259
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Where are we going, and when will we get there?
I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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March 1st, 2011, 06:40 AM
#260
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Why won't you answer us? Have we done something to offend thee????
" I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand" -Blackie in "Rustlers Rhapsody"
" It is a proud and lonely thing, to be a Stainless Steel Rat." - Slippery Jim DiGriz
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April 15th, 2011, 08:37 AM
#261
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Originally Posted by Niclo Iste
If all dogs go to heaven. Then where do the souls of computer parts go when they die?
They become kibble, a chain in the cycle of non-life.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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April 15th, 2011, 08:38 AM
#262
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Originally Posted by Guts3d
On a similar note, why do all new computer cases demand blood when I install the motherboard in them?
To feed the ghosts in the machine.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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April 15th, 2011, 08:49 AM
#263
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Originally Posted by slgrieb
Enlighten me O Sage; thou Pearl of Wisdom, why is it that only Continental Soldiers have ears that hang low enough to throw over their shoulders?
You are wrongly interpreting the fact that the line "like a Continental Soldier" implies exclusivity in matters of hanging low.
This is not the case, as your mother can confirm.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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April 15th, 2011, 08:52 AM
#264
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Originally Posted by El_Squid
Where are we going, and when will we get there?
Don't make me turn this thread around!
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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April 15th, 2011, 08:53 AM
#265
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Originally Posted by Guts3d
Why won't you answer us? Have we done something to offend thee????
ParentalMode=ON
"Because", and "maybe"
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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April 15th, 2011, 11:17 AM
#266
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Huzzah!
Better than the Coming of the Great Hanky! The Great and Powerful Oz, er... Stalemate, is alive!
I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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April 24th, 2011, 03:17 PM
#267
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Will we all rejoice at this great tiding?
" I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand" -Blackie in "Rustlers Rhapsody"
" It is a proud and lonely thing, to be a Stainless Steel Rat." - Slippery Jim DiGriz
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July 6th, 2011, 03:06 PM
#268
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Originally Posted by Guts3d
Will we all rejoice at this great tiding?
No.
But those who do not will pay dearly.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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