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November 29th, 2001, 04:18 AM
#1
dozy user
I just had a classic...
Came into work this morning after the works xmas party and was suffering, but this cheered me right up - a very urgent call came through into our Q stating that the user couldn't get any sound through her headphones (on a CTI application), I went up to have a look and the user passed me the headphones to have a listen - sure enough, no sound.
I looked round the back of the machine, there was nothing pluged in. Tracing the headphones cable, I found out it was plugged into the machine next to hers. I asked her about this, and she said she borrowed the headphones from a colleague. When I pointed out that the headphones weren't plugged into her machine, she said "I know - will that matter?"
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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November 29th, 2001, 07:31 AM
#2
Senior Member
OMG!!! what an IDIOT.... how dense do they come, but i guess it keeps us in a job
All sorts of wonderful things in life.
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November 29th, 2001, 08:10 AM
#3
Registered User
My grandfather says that when God handed out brains, some people thought He said "trains" and they all got out of the way! This must be one of those people.
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November 29th, 2001, 08:39 AM
#4
Registered User
More supporting evidence for issuing mandatory permits to computer users...
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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November 29th, 2001, 08:19 PM
#5
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How do these kind of people remember to breath? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
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November 30th, 2001, 09:12 AM
#6
Registered User
Wo! That's an early Christmas party ....
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November 30th, 2001, 12:36 PM
#7
That is a good one. Got to love the users.
Have you every danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
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November 30th, 2001, 06:46 PM
#8
Registered User
[quote]Originally posted by adept:
<strong>More supporting evidence for issuing mandatory permits to computer users...</strong><hr></blockquote>
I think they should give people tests before they can purchase a Computer, and the
ones that FAIL get iMacs....
I'm NOT kidding
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November 30th, 2001, 11:24 PM
#9
I dunno, I don't think that a mac should be given to anyone.. thats just promoting the problem.
Maybe an echerscetch (spelling?) would be a bit better...
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December 2nd, 2001, 07:16 PM
#10
[quote]Originally posted by adept:
<strong>More supporting evidence for issuing mandatory permits to computer users...</strong><hr></blockquote>
Then we have no jobs
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December 2nd, 2001, 09:12 PM
#11
[quote]Originally posted by TheComputerKid:
<strong>
Then we have no jobs </strong><hr></blockquote>
You need a license to drive, and traffic cops still have jobs..
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December 4th, 2001, 07:06 PM
#12
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[quote]Originally posted by EvilCabbage:
<strong>
You need a license to drive, and traffic cops still have jobs..</strong><hr></blockquote>
Nice one...
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