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    Question When are you going to die?

    go here <a href="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/" target="_blank">http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/</a> and find out when its your turn to die.

    Mine is:
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    February 20, 2048
    at the age of 66 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (23%)
    Cancer (18%)
    Alien Abduction (13%)
    Alcoholism (6%)
    Third Degree Burns (6%)
    Auto-Fellatio (6%)
    Loneliness (6%)
    Drowning (6%)

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    March 1, 2049
    at the age of 68 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (29%)
    Heart Attack (10%)
    Electrolysis (10%)
    Alien Abduction (9%)
    Wild Animal Mauling (6%)
    Homicide (5%)
    Alcoholism (5%)

    I'm guessing Wild Animal Mauling... how about you?

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    Hmmm, I have a 5% chance of dying from auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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    Mine is January 3, 2059
    at the age of 78 years old.

    Heart Attack (35%)
    Cancer (20%)
    Alien Abuction (8%) What the heck?
    Drowning (5%)
    And one more that I'm not sure I should post on here. (5%)

    If I took this in a couple of years that age will probably go down a LOT!!!

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    It seems i'll die at the age of 70 from a heart atttack. Hmm... oh well... I have about 49 years to go.

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    Haha! I outlive you all!!

    May 27, 2062
    at the age of 80 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (32%) (booo!!!)
    Heart Attack (19%)
    Auto-Fellatio (9%)
    Contagious Disease (7%)

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    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    February 19, 2047
    at the age of 68 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (19%)
    Cancer (14%)
    Alien Abduction (9%)
    Third Degree Burns (7%)
    ***-------Auto-Fellatio (5%)---------***
    Drowning (5%)
    Homicide (5%)
    Suicide (5%)

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    People you are ALL invited to a party on January 18, 2051. Cause PapaSmurf will be going to see the Chief Smurf 24 hours later and he plans to go out with a bang [This might explain the horrible accident (13%) and even third degree burns (5%)].

    January 19, 2051
    at the age of 74 years old.

    On that date you will most likely die from:
    Heart Attack (23%)
    Horrible Accident (13%)
    Alcoholism (11%)
    Cancer (10%)
    Alien Abduction (10%)
    Auto-Fellatio (5%)
    Third Degree Burns (5%)
    Drowning (5%)


    Cheers
    Papa"Its better to burn out than to fade away"Smurf

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    August 16, 2050
    at the age of 82 years old.

    On that date you will most likely die from:
    Cancer (32%) (please God, just not cancer...)
    Heart Attack (10%)
    Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
    Drowning (6%)
    Horrible Accident (6%)
    Contagious Disease (6%) (and just not AIDS, either!)
    Homicide (6%)

    Another 54 years at Windrivers!

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    September 2, 2031
    at the age of 74 years old
    the DRONE WILL die from:
    Homicide (13%)
    Cancer (12%)
    Electrolysis (11%)
    Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
    Alien Abduction (10%)
    Heart Attack (9%)
    Drowning (8%)


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    July 26, 2038
    at the age of 68 years old.


    Suicide (20%) Man Guess I better stop playing Frogger in Real Life HuH ????

    Cancer (17%)
    Heart Attack (13%)
    Alcoholism (10%)
    Loneliness (10%)
    Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)<--Guess i better stop that too LOL

    Horrible Accident (5%)
    Homicide (5%)
    Organ Failure (5%)
    Electrolysis (5%)

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    February 2, 2034
    at the age of 79 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Contagious Disease (30%)
    Cancer (20%)
    Heart Attack (17%)
    Drowning (6%)

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    Cancer or heart attack at age 73.

    like thats hard to predict. Lame.

    over 145 000 people that took the test have leprosy. What's with that.LOL

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    WOOHOO im going to live LONGER!!!!!!

    December 2, 2060
    at the age of 82 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Auto-Fellatio (16%)LOL this is kool
    fel·la·ti·o (f-lsh-, -sh, f-)
    n. Oral stimulation of the penis


    Electrolysis (13%)
    e·lec·trol·y·sis (-lk-trl-ss, lk-)
    1. Chemical change, especially decomposition, produced in an electrolyte by an electric current.

    2. Destruction of living tissue, especially of hair roots, by means of an electric current applied with a needle-shaped electrode.

    Cancer (11%)hmmmm not good

    Heart Attack (7%)i eat junk food

    Suicide (7%)i cant i love myself to much

    Alien Abduction (7%)I go hiking in the middle of nowhere alot.

    Horrible Accident (5%)I go caving alot

    Alcoholism (5%)I drink alot at parties

    Drowning (5%)I cant swim





    Hello Hello, Yes hello to me and hello to you, I am the Crap On and i live in a zoo and its such a friendly old zoo and such fun you'll enjoy yes you will everyone, every two will enjoy it, every three, every four. so come visit my zoo and come up on four.

    http://www.danasoft.com/vipersig.jpg

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    Appearantly I'll be expiring this weekend. Nice knoiwing you all. And now I must go see the warden about a stay of execution.

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