Bumper Sticker Slogans?

NeuromancerIV · June 19th, 2001, 11:28 AM

Dunno how long ago we did this but...
What are some of the best bumper stickers you've seen?

some of the best I've seen lately
1.Governments philosophy: If it ain't broken, fix it till it is
2.Your gene pool needs chlorine.
3.If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style
4.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
5. Normal People Worry Me
6. *seen on the front of a jeep written in mirror reverse* If you can read this, you're driving too damn slow!!
7.I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
8. If you're against logging, try wiping your *** with plastic.
9. Reality is a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live their.
10. My Cultlike following is now accepting applications

and my personal favorite
Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks you're an @$$%$#&!

June 19th, 2001, 12:24 PM

01.He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

02.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

03.A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

04.On the other hand, you have different fingers.

05.Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

06.I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

07.When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

08.Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

09.Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

10.I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe

11.He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

12.You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.

13.I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

14.Honk if you love peace and quiet.

15.Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains
so popular?

16.Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

17.It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial
cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

18.Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

19.The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it
wrong.

20.It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end
to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

21.You can't have everything, where would you put it?

22.Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the
world's population.

23.The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first.

24.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing
well.

25.It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in
rats.

26.Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

27.I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

28.I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

29.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak

ßracius · June 19th, 2001, 12:38 PM

Don't steal, the government hates competition

King Grover · June 19th, 2001, 12:52 PM

The all-time classic has to be...

"How's my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-S@!T."

It's an oldie, but a goodie.

Wayward Clam · June 19th, 2001, 01:05 PM

Jesus Saves Sinners... And Redeems Them For Valuable Prizes!

Lord, Save Me From Your Followers

Warning: I Brake For No Apparent Reason

Save The Trees: Eat A Beaver

stotan · June 19th, 2001, 01:15 PM

drive any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windshield

I'm not wearing pants.

tell your girlfriend\boyfriend that I said thanks.

Sandman72 · June 19th, 2001, 01:19 PM

my favorite one said,

"Welcome to Texas...now go home"

basspro · June 19th, 2001, 01:29 PM

I still miss my EX.....but my aim is getting better. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

CreepingDeath · June 19th, 2001, 01:33 PM

"Arm the homeless"

"ARMED AND HAMMERED" (with the arm&hammer logo)

"Keep honkin I'm reloading" < got that one on my mom's mini-van <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

ShadowKing · June 19th, 2001, 01:37 PM

Oldie but goodie:
On the back of a Motorcycle Guy's Shirt:
"If you can read this, my wife fell off"

drewber · June 19th, 2001, 03:05 PM

i saw one on a jeep that was written upside down... said if you can read this please turn me over lol

drewber · June 19th, 2001, 03:05 PM

i saw one on a jeep that was written upside down... said if you can read this please turn me over lol

TheLow1 · June 19th, 2001, 03:39 PM

Former Dot Com Millionare...

On a 76' Pinto

crackbeer · June 19th, 2001, 04:51 PM

"I Kill Police"

http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum1/noncgi · June 19th, 2001, 05:29 PM

My old Caprice had two bumper stickers.

One said "Member Mad Scientists Union Local 42"

The other was like one of those Jesus fish, except it was shaped like a rocket, and had the word "SCIENCE" in it. I got it from EvolveFish.com

I salvaged the Science emblem, but that Mad Scientist one will be hard to replace....

June 19th, 2001, 11:28 AM	#1
NeuromancerIV Registered User Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: r00t Posts: 616	Bumper Sticker Slogans? Dunno how long ago we did this but... What are some of the best bumper stickers you've seen? some of the best I've seen lately 1.Governments philosophy: If it ain't broken, fix it till it is 2.Your gene pool needs chlorine. 3.If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style 4.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 5. Normal People Worry Me 6. seen on the front of a jeep written in mirror reverse If you can read this, you're driving too damn slow!! 7.I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 8. If you're against logging, try wiping your *** with plastic. 9. Reality is a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live their. 10. My Cultlike following is now accepting applications and my personal favorite Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks you're an @$$%$#&! __________________ "Teach the ignorant, care for the dumb, punish the stupid." -how to live a life well spent

June 19th, 2001, 12:38 PM	#3
ßracius Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Austin, Texas, USA Posts: 1,259	Don't steal, the government hates competition __________________ Sofa King Retarded

June 19th, 2001, 12:52 PM	#4
King Grover Most Greaterlyist Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: 12345 Sesame Street. Posts: 1,680	The all-time classic has to be... "How's my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-S@!T." It's an oldie, but a goodie. __________________ It's good to be the King.

June 19th, 2001, 01:05 PM	#5
Wayward Clam Registered User Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: the depths of Lake Superior Posts: 3,778	Jesus Saves Sinners... And Redeems Them For Valuable Prizes! Lord, Save Me From Your Followers Warning: I Brake For No Apparent Reason Save The Trees: Eat A Beaver __________________ Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!

June 19th, 2001, 01:15 PM	#6
stotan Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Location: where I shouldn't be ;-) Posts: 28	drive any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windshield I'm not wearing pants. tell your girlfriend\boyfriend that I said thanks. __________________ Step one: Steal underpants Step Two:........ Step Three: Profit

June 19th, 2001, 12:24 PM	#2
corelogik Guest Posts: n/a	01.He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 02.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 03.A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 04.On the other hand, you have different fingers. 05.Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 06.I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 07.When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. 08.Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. 09.Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 10.I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe 11.He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. 12.You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. 13.I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. 14.Honk if you love peace and quiet. 15.Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? 16.Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. 17.It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. 18.Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 19.The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 20.It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. 21.You can't have everything, where would you put it? 22.Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. 23.The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. 24.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 25.It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. 26.Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. 27.I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. 28.I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 29.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

June 19th, 2001, 01:19 PM	#7
Sandman72 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 165	my favorite one said, "Welcome to Texas...now go home"

June 19th, 2001, 01:29 PM	#8
basspro Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Iowa Posts: 23	I still miss my EX.....but my aim is getting better. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

June 19th, 2001, 01:33 PM	#9
CreepingDeath Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Avoiding gunshots in Philly Posts: 412	"Arm the homeless" "ARMED AND HAMMERED" (with the arm&hammer logo) "Keep honkin I'm reloading" < got that one on my mom's mini-van <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> __________________ WHAT THE ** ARE YOU READING MY SIGNATURE FOR?!? ONCE A GEEK ALWAYS A GEEK...**

June 19th, 2001, 01:37 PM	#10
ShadowKing Registered User Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: WA Posts: 743	Oldie but goodie: On the back of a Motorcycle Guy's Shirt: "If you can read this, my wife fell off" __________________ Matt "If you have been tempted into evil, fly from it. It is not falling into the water, but lying in it, that drowns"

June 19th, 2001, 03:05 PM	#11
drewber Registered User Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: st louis mo Posts: 108	i saw one on a jeep that was written upside down... said if you can read this please turn me over lol __________________ Luke, OBGYN Kanobi is the only one!!

June 19th, 2001, 03:39 PM	#13
TheLow1 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Ocean Slime, CA Posts: 389	Former Dot Com Millionare... On a 76' Pinto

June 19th, 2001, 04:51 PM	#14
crackbeer Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 23	"I Kill Police"

June 19th, 2001, 05:29 PM	#15
http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum1/noncgi Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Rat's Nest, Vista, CA, USA Posts: 525	My old Caprice had two bumper stickers. One said "Member Mad Scientists Union Local 42" The other was like one of those Jesus fish, except it was shaped like a rocket, and had the word "SCIENCE" in it. I got it from EvolveFish.com I salvaged the Science emblem, but that Mad Scientist one will be hard to replace.... __________________ Captain Troy D. Pack Rat If you're furry and you know it, hug the mouse!

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