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    One of the best examples of engrish:



    All your restroom are belong to us!!!!!!!

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    Nice one..

    Is that a picture of Santa underneath the wheelchair???

    <a href="http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum3/noncgi/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic&f=36&t=003377" target="_blank">Check this thread if you think I'm barmy</a>

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    Wasnt sure if it was alright to post this one but..

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    [quote]Originally posted by Morticia Addams:
    <strong>Wasnt sure if it was alright to post this one but.. </strong><hr></blockquote>

    I'd say that if that it's OK to give Santa a hard time then it's OK for you to put that here.

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    Ok - look here - black black gum, pokey sticks and some of the other stuff rules! My bud sends me this stuff from Japan all the time.

    If he sent me the colon candy I might think twice about eating it though.

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    There is a website called J-list (jlist.com) that has a Wacky Things from Japan section, among the Japanese Adault Video. Some of the sncaks you find here, could probably be found at J-list for sale...

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    Nice find

    This always reminds me of the scene from A Christmas Story when the family is eating at the chinese joint and the cooks are singing:

    "Deck the Hars with boughs of horry... fa ra ra ra raaaa, ra ra ra ra" (d*%m, I can't hold a tune to save my life)

    The strangest though is going to a Chinese place in Germany and having the staff speaking German and having probems with the letter L

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    [quote]Originally posted by scutterboy:
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    I'd say that if that it's OK to give Santa a hard time then it's OK for you to put that here. </strong><hr></blockquote>

    Santa could use a hard time about now....

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    I must be missing something. I don't even know what the "horny remover" is SUPPOSED to do? I went to the site and saw what section it came from. Perhaps, I should just be glad I've never had the problem that this product was designed to solve. I probably wouldn't know what to do!

    And what's up with the woman rubbing her elbow with it?! I can safely say I've never had to use any toiletries on my elbow!

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    This is great stuff!

    Had me laughing so hard the wife checked up on me to see if I was OK

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    These quote is positive! I search them very laughable.


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    Read it..

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    SlyVenom..I see they finally have made a juice for you...

    J/k

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    I'd say probably the worst one I've seen is "Homo Sausage". I don't have the pic handy, but if you'd find it, it'd be a real hoot.

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