Try this next time you see someone important
Subject: How to Impress a Client
I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. While in the
lounge, I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the sofa enjoying a
cognac.I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to
Seattle
with me but she was running a bit late. Being a forward type of guy, I
approached Mr Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that
I was conducting some very important business and how I would appreciate
it if he could throw a quick "Hello Rich" at me when I was with my
client.
He agreed.
Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a
tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at
him. He said, "Hi Rich, what's happening?"
To which I replied "**** off Gates, I'm in a meeting"
HEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!
[This message has been edited by ledrichard (edited October 11, 2000).]