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Whats the most creative/unique way you can come up with to quit your job?
Personal, I've always wanted to call into work one day saying something like: I'm feeling really great today, its a wonderful day outside and I know if I come to work it will spoil my mood.
How would you do it?
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.·°Danrak°·.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Fast, "temporary" pain relief?
[This message has been edited by Danrak (edited December 05, 2000).]
Personally I think if I were to do it then the only way to do it right would be just like in Office Space.
l know someone fired from a radio station, for letting a couple have anal sex live on the air on his boss' couch.
Tasteless? Yes. Creative? Absolutely!!
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Either drop the Windows out of your computers, or drop your computers out of the windows.
BreakWindows
Call them up and tell them I am giving them a two day notice as in "I am quiting today!"
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You spend your whole life believing that you're on the right track,
only to discover that you're on the wrong train.
Of course my other method
I am going to go to work and straight into my boss's office and I want to look him straight in the eye "and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol™?"
Chevy (Clark Griswold) Chase 1989
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation PG-13
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You spend your whole life believing that you're on the right track,
only to discover that you're on the wrong train.
[This message has been edited by Larommi (edited December 15, 2000).]
LOL!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Larommi:
Of course my other method"
I am going to go to work and straight into my boss's office and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol™?"
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"Matter is passive. In spite of its power, it can't be controlled without the human mind." Sokrates
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You go girl! I've ALWAYS loved that line. ANy of you guys who haven't seen "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" have not truly lived life!Quote:
Originally posted by Larommi:
Of course my other method"
I am going to go to work and straight into my boss's office and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol™?"
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Bryan Pizzuti
CompTIA A+, CNAP
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I would come to work and sit at my desk surfing the internet. (To dice.com, monster.com, brainbuzz.com ect.) then when I get busted by the boss I would spike my security badge on the desk and walk out. ON the way out I would do a cannon ball in the fountain in the lobby.
Don't know exactly, but it qould probably involve superglue, my nerf firestorm, and my boss's weave.
ready...aim...die, b***h, die
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Life isn't one damn thing after another, it's the same damn thing over and over.
go to work naked, insist that it is normal and that your new found " tool " helps you hold coiled up cat 5 cables while your hands are full
Quote:
Originally posted by NPaladin:
You go girl! I've ALWAYS loved that line. ANy of you guys who haven't seen "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" have not truly lived life!
Our family has a tradition of watching that every christmas.
Still funny after all these years hehe
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~If you can't walk the walk don't even try to talk the talk~
I think I would have to do it like in office space. act board, play lots of games, and when i get caught, tell them they aren't chalengeing me enough, and they will have to work much harder to get me to do anything at all. Did I mention the 4 hour paid lunches and all the sleep I would get at my desk, it would be great! Eventualy, they will fire me, or give me my boss's job, either way, I can't loose!
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We may be through with the past, but the past is not through with us.
My favorite example of how to quit was Lester Burnham from American Beauty. Now that guy had BIG ones. LOL. He managed to quit his job and extort his company for a year's salary as a severance package. Lester, Lester, he's our man!
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R. Bret Walker, CNE
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"It's ironic, isn't it? The people who can think are so afraid of those who cannot."
Anyone that hasn't seen "Office Space" must do so immediately. I almost wet myself the first time I saw it. Welcome to cubicle hell.
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Born to Network
Do what I did...before I was in computers...I worked in retail at Waldenbooks (i know, i know) and the store manager pissed me off long enough...I could not take it ANYMORE! So, (I was assistant manager) the store manager had me working outside in the middle of the mall in a kiosk that sold calendars for the store. Well, our regular employee called in sick, so I am babysitting a kiosk with nothing to do and my boss pissed me off for the last time! I kept calling the store, making prank calls and hanging up for over 2 hours, and they don't have any type of caller ID service, so I figured what the heck? After that, I was bored and decided I was hungry, and went to the food court, leaving an empty calendar kisok. (Can you say, "FREE CALENDARS TO ALL!" I finally come back, (ONLY cause I forgot my smokes) and decide to go outside...
(one small detail...I stayed outside and hopped in the car.)
I went out for a smoke and never came back! I went home, only to find my first computer technician job two days later by word of mouth. I found out later, the manager was short of employees in the store already (being xmas season then)and she had to close the entire kiosk down and got fined from the mall!
BULLETIN: A month ago THIS year, I saw the psycho b*tch working as a part-time employee at Sam Goody's Music Store in another mall!!!
LOL
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