When to say "I've had enough to drink.."?
**OK I haven't seen a thread like this in a while**
I know its time to say "whoah!"
...when I start hitting on the waitress thats trying to pull my head out of the potted palm that I'm retching into.
...when I start hitting on the female EMT trying to pump my stomach.
...when the military recruiter starts to offer me drinks and tells me how I can "Be an Army of One".
... If thinking about my last ex-gf "J" who I refer to as "the Evil One", somehow makes me nostalgic, in a good way. <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">
... when the bartender begins to use me as her "guinea pig" to try out mixed drinks she thought up
...when the guy from AA asks me if I can be their "before" poster.
...when I start to think I understand the merits of any goverment program over another.
...when I find Seinfeld, Friends, Cramer, or Ellen funny.
..If I can look at the woman I'm with and say with a straight face "sometimes I just want to be held."
..If I start an arguement with a complete stranger over the merits of "Blended Canadien Whiskey vs "American Sour Mash"
