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go here <a href="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/" target="_blank">http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/</a> and find out when its your turn to die.
Mine is:
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February 20, 2048
at the age of 66 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (18%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Drowning (6%)
March 1, 2049
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Wild Animal Mauling (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
I'm guessing Wild Animal Mauling... how about you?
Hmmm, I have a 5% chance of dying from auto-erotic asphyxiation. :eek:
Mine is January 3, 2059
at the age of 78 years old.
Heart Attack (35%)
Cancer (20%)
Alien Abuction (8%) :eek: What the heck? :eek:
Drowning (5%)
And one more that I'm not sure I should post on here. (5%)
If I took this in a couple of years that age will probably go down a LOT!!! :D
It seems i'll die at the age of 70 from a heart atttack. Hmm... oh well... I have about 49 years to go. :D
Haha! I outlive you all!!
May 27, 2062
at the age of 80 years old. :D
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%) (booo!!!)
Heart Attack (19%)
Auto-Fellatio (9%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 19, 2047
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (19%)
Cancer (14%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
***-------Auto-Fellatio (5%)---------***
Drowning (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Suicide (5%)
:eek:
People you are ALL invited to a party on January 18, 2051. Cause PapaSmurf will be going to see the Chief Smurf 24 hours later and he plans to go out with a bang [This might explain the horrible accident (13%) and even third degree burns (5%)].
January 19, 2051
at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (23%)
Horrible Accident (13%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Cancer (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Cheers
Papa"Its better to burn out than to fade away"Smurf
August 16, 2050
at the age of 82 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%) (please God, just not cancer...)
Heart Attack (10%) :(
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%) :confused:
Drowning (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%) (and just not AIDS, either!)
Homicide (6%) :eek:
Another 54 years at Windrivers!
September 2, 2031
at the age of 74 years old
the DRONE WILL die from:
Homicide (13%)
Cancer (12%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Drowning (8%)
:D
July 26, 2038
at the age of 68 years old.
Suicide (20%) :rolleyes: Man Guess I better stop playing Frogger in Real Life HuH ????
Cancer (17%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Loneliness (10%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)<--Guess i better stop that too LOL
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Organ Failure (5%)
Electrolysis (5%)
February 2, 2034
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (30%)
Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Drowning (6%)
Cancer or heart attack at age 73.
like thats hard to predict. Lame.
over 145 000 people that took the test have leprosy. What's with that.LOL
WOOHOO im going to live LONGER!!!!!!
December 2, 2060
at the age of 82 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Auto-Fellatio (16%)LOL this is kool
fel·la·ti·o (f-lsh-, -sh, f-)
n. Oral stimulation of the penis
Electrolysis (13%)
e·lec·trol·y·sis (-lk-trl-ss, lk-)
1. Chemical change, especially decomposition, produced in an electrolyte by an electric current.
2. Destruction of living tissue, especially of hair roots, by means of an electric current applied with a needle-shaped electrode.
Cancer (11%)hmmmm not good
Heart Attack (7%)i eat junk food
Suicide (7%)i cant i love myself to much
Alien Abduction (7%)I go hiking in the middle of nowhere alot.
Horrible Accident (5%)I go caving alot
Alcoholism (5%)I drink alot at parties
Drowning (5%)I cant swim
Appearantly I'll be expiring this weekend. Nice knoiwing you all. And now I must go see the warden about a stay of execution.