OK, I got bored.

<img src="http://www.s-tech.org.uk/misc/joke.gif" alt=" - " />

If you're as bored as I am - Make your own, paste this into DOS, hit enter and do a CLS (none 2k users might like to change the year on the copyright notice).

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how about practicing sleeping at work with your eyes open. I can just about do it but when I start to knod off my head leans to the side making the attempt obvious.

Wouldn't be so bad if I had a job I should be doing.