I can't belive I found this

"..Sinlge female seeks companion. I am 5'7 and have a girlish figure. I have a great personality and enjoy fine dinning, short walks, and qaulity time watching TV. I prefer a companion that is short, sweet and cherry falvored. Prefer Pop-tarts, but will talk to toast-it's and generic brand. Call me.." ;) :p

Something odd about putting the word toast in a personal ad.

Or pop-tarts, or cherry flavored..

This is that same women. She does get around... :eek:

https://forums.windrivers.com/

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. That's almost as bad as going on the Jerry Springer show and saying that you are in love with a Pop-Tart!

[quote]Originally posted by ßracius:
<strong>Yeah, that's what I was thinking. That's almost as bad as going on the Jerry Springer show and saying that you are in love with a Pop-Tart!</strong><hr></blockquote>

I saw a Springer where a woman told her husband she was no longer in love with him, That she was in love a Orange Road Emergency Cone!!! :eek: :eek: Then she proceeded to suggestively make love to it..

One concern comes to mind that this person did not put in the ad. Does she swallow? :D

hey I'm just trying to help...

Well I think she would chew first, maybe heat it to a light brown color or until hot. I like them cold but some people like it hot and gooey in the center. Personal I think having it hot is nasty.

[quote]Originally posted by Lycia:
<strong>

I saw a Springer where a woman told her husband she was no longer in love with him, That she was in love a Orange Road Emergency Cone!!! :eek: :eek: Then she proceeded to suggestively make love to it..</strong><hr></blockquote>

Now thats twisted.
And I thought the guy who had a fetish for vomit was disturbing...

[quote]Originally posted by opiate:
<strong>One concern comes to mind that this person did not put in the ad. Does she swallow? :D

hey I'm just trying to help...</strong><hr></blockquote>

...temporarily, I heard she was bulimic... :D

[quote]Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff:
<strong>This is that same women. She does get around... :eek:

http://home.wanadoo.nl/funniest/manwoman/driver.jpg</strong><hr></blockquote>

Where the heck do you find these wacky pictures? Don't you have a job or are you just tormenting us on your day off?

lets become solders and find her :D

<img src=http://www.pagan.net/~randl/cg/chew.gif>