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Well they are back and worse than before. Now they are sporting doc martin sandals and have oakley sunglasses and such. One of them was driving a Neon with a spoiler and a "NOS" sticker on the back window! It's only getting worse! The Aardvarks drove up behind me real slow and reached out and gave me a weggie. Then those damn space monkies took a crap on my head. Thank fully I had my trusty AOL CD case and managed to hit one of the spacemonkies. he is under going questioning as we speak.
i found a peeping tom Aardvarck and i threw him in a gay bondage bar , i havent seen the Aardvarck again. :eek:
Keep it clean this time.
[quote]Originally posted by Sheriff Q:
<strong>Keep it clean this time.</strong><hr></blockquote>
The law has spoken!
You show em Boss Q
The truth is Carson Daily was once a 500Ibs woman, in 1976 she was recurted into the MT5 project which stood for Mind Tranmisions, it was the 5 version of this project. Tabitha was sent to sweeden which is famous for two things the sweedish super group abba and the candy fish. In a hospital for the blind she was transformed in to a half man part Aardvark called Carson. Carson swore his undying loyalty to the program and help to start the processof sending pro-english anti-comunist message through music video's the project them became know as MTV. At this point Carson was still unknow but soon he would rise up and become a memebr of the elite group TRL or Transisional Rebulican League, this group would spread Pro-Rebulican anti-spam messages and get teh youth of america to belive that 5 guys singing and dancing were stright. The proof is all there my friends, we are through the looking glass and looking into the face of god...TRUST NO ONE.
[quote]Originally posted by ElBatcho:
<strong>The truth is Carson Daily was once a 500Ibs woman, in 1976 she was recurted into the MT5 project which stood for Mind Tranmisions, it was the 5 version of this project. Tabitha was sent to sweeden which is famous for two things the sweedish super group abba and the candy fish. In a hospital for the blind she was transformed in to a half man part Aardvark called Carson. Carson swore his undying loyalty to the program and help to start the processof sending pro-english anti-comunist message through music video's the project them became know as MTV. At this point Carson was still unknow but soon he would rise up and become a memebr of the elite group TRL or Transisional Rebulican League, this group would spread Pro-Rebulican anti-spam messages and get teh youth of america to belive that 5 guys singing and dancing were stright. The proof is all there my friends, we are through the looking glass and looking into the face of god...TRUST NO ONE.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Carson has been reported to have started a force of midget cats to collect the left shoe of every young teenager male or boy! However Females and girls are having there hair cut to mimic the backdoor boys hair styles! This can only be the work of Carson's high commander... yes, it is Joan Rivers! :eek:
[quote]Originally posted by ßracius:
<strong>
Carson has been reported to have started a force of midget cats to collect the left shoe of every young teenager male or boy! However Females and girls are having there hair cut to mimic the backdoor boys hair styles! This can only be the work of Carson's high commander... yes, it is Joan Rivers! :eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>It's true and I have proof, you all know it too.
Son of a B*t*h I just found out why those crap heads are all spiffed out! They made some nasty porn movie "Raiders of the lost Aardvark"! UH! That is sooooo gross! OH GOD! Here they come again and they have a chair, rubber hose, and a bat! MY GOD I AM JUST A TECH! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
A carload of female ardvarks were seen following me yesterday.
I didnt want to pull over and see why they were following me,
I thought maybe they were after an amcfreek auto graph,
or maybe it was something i said,maybe they wanted to give me an award?
What ever it was it scared me.
So upon the first chance i mashed the gas pedal of my amx,
with the tires squeelin through the , famous pa roads under construction.
i managed to loose that beemer full of ardvarks.
I thought id better be safe then never bein able to show my thong at the beach.
Im still curiouse but, in a way i realy dont want to know ,and i was severly
out numbered by these ardvarks, i tell you what
i better switch cars for a while till the ardvarks cool down,
and limit my inter net abuse i mean internet use..
before i become another hermit fearing for my thong..
i hear ardvaks colect thongs
thats thier biggest goal in life
scalping thongs.....
Uh..... :confused:
Are you referring to the North American Aardvark of the south African Aardvark? The North American Aardvark is sly, slightly smaller, and fatter than the South African Aadvark. The South African Aardvark is the actually danger in most cases as they are more agressive and bigger and leaner then their North American cousins. Both are part of the plot to steal the right shoes of young american teens and from my reports they have been known to steal three stripped tube socks while screaming "Praise Joan, Hail Carson"! Let it be known that our only hope is El Batcho and his monkey poo slinging action!
Now hold on! The North American Aardvark is not native to North America, but was transplanted here in the 60's by sandle wearing, flag burning, Hippie Liberal Left Wing Libertarians masquerading as sandle wearing, flag burning, Hippie Conservative Right Wing Social Democrats from the South of France. It was thought they died out from neglect during the Carter Administration when Billy Carter, in a drunken fit of pique, peed not only on the Aardvarks, but most every major airport runway in the USA. Now this begs the question if the transplanted Aardvarks are making a come back in the US, seems like Texas is the maturation point, then they are being imported by either large African Swallows, who do have the required wing speed velocity, or a new species of sandle wearing, flag burning, Hippies has manifested itself again. I'm calling for an Enron type Federal Government Investigation immediately! :D
Hippie Liberal Left Wing Libertarians masquerading as sandle wearing, flag burning, Hippie Conservative Right Wing Social Democrats from the South of France have been a huge problem ever sice the battle of Tuckanlloga FrannmaShoe. They seem to follow two policys
1) If it fried it will tast good
2) Spam and snot are the foundation of any good empire
and B) Fear can do what ice hot fails at.
Given any of these facts we can see that the evolution of this group can only lead to a premetive strike against burger king. When we think of evil we should understand the chain
1)Joan Rivers
2)Joan Rivers
3)People from Paris France
F)Cows, (can't trust them)
6)Satan
IX)Hippie Liberal Left Wing Libertarians masquerading as sandle wearing, flag burning, Hippie Conservative Right Wing Social Democrats from the South of France
and number one evil JOAN RIVERS
With this covered we can move on to page 7 of our understanding the mind set of the average AOL user.
Don't Aardvarks jump like 3 feet into the ait when startled? I have a feeling you aren't talking about those aardvarks.
[quote]Originally posted by Kymera:
<strong>Don't Aardvarks jump like 3 feet into the ait when startled? I have a feeling you aren't talking about those aardvarks.</strong><hr></blockquote>Your just Jealous that Joan Rivers like's you more than us, HA HA, I say to you and your Carson Dailey way's. I have deffeated you once on the field of battle and soon I will do like ways again. I shall wave my Shanana-no-no in your genral direction and quote from the books of gates saying "Microsoft OS Chapter 3 verse 21,
AND Bill shall strike down with terrible warth for HE knows there can be but one OS and it shall be his. Those whom doubt him shall feel the steal of the Microsoft sword and shall lie in the pit of damnation with all others who have done just cause against him, let him who hath created an OS throw the first stone, but know this, Bill is great, Bill is powerful, Bill has no Mercy for the small minded and diwited and I shall cast OS2 and Apple upon your childrens childern, so it is writen and so it sahll be done"
Gonads and strife; gondas and strife!