Mergers....

In honor of HP and Compaq:

As you know, the stock market has not been in the greatest shape lately. It seems that, because of current economic conditions, many companies are contemplating mergers and acquisitions. Here are a few to keep an eye on:

1. XEROX and WURLITZER. (They're going to make reproductive organs.)

2. FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS. (The new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild.)

3. POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS and KEEBLER. (The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.)

4. W.R.GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO., MARY KAY COSMETICS, and HALE BUSINESS SYSTEMS. (The new company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.)

5. 3M and GOODYEAR. (The new company will be called MMM Good.)

6. JOHN DEERE and ABITIBI-PRICE. (The new company will be called Deere Abi.)

7. HONEYWELL, IMASCO and HOME OIL. (The new company will be called Honey I'm Home.)

8. DENISON MINE'S, ALLIANCE and METAL MINING. (The new ompany will be called Mine All Mine.)

9. GREY POUPON and DOCKERS PANTS. (The new company will be called Poupon Pants.)

10. KNOTT'S BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN. (The new company will be called Knott NOW.)

11. ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFASCO and DAKOTA MINING. The new company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da.)

12. HOOSIER TIRES and YOKOHAMA TIRES (The new company will be called Hoosier Mama.)

Good one.. but you missed one.

A&P and Stop & Shop.. new company would be all "Stop & P"

:D :D :D

Dammit it hurts to laugh....

Thanks...I sent that one around the office :D

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Originally posted by Sowulo:
4. W.R.GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO., MARY KAY COSMETICS, and HALE BUSINESS SYSTEMS. (The new company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.) <hr></blockquote>


lol

my dad works for grace , also i applied there too and they havent called me yet those bastards