Leaked Windows XP Code

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Leaked Windows XP Source Code
This bit of leaked source code, supposedly from the upcoming Windows XP operating system was sent in only a few minutes before writing this by a Undisclosed reader. It is likely that we will be asked to remove this by Microsoft, so read it through while you can.

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: DESI(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 2002
*/
#include <win31.h>
#include <win95.h>
#include <evenmore.h>
#include <oldstuff.h>
#include <billrulz.h>
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if(first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if(still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
|basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if(detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if(fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if(system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}

.....you weren't really fooled...were you??