I need Post April Fool Revenge

I'm after payback. No.....I NEED payback. Heres the target profile

Name : Smurfette
Age : -Classified-
Sex : Female

Background information.
This persons tagets her prey from long range, She gets them lured into a false sense of security and then unleashes the trap.
At this time I do not know where she recived her training, but guessing from the quality of the operation I say it was KGB

Reason for Revenge attack.
Its a day that will go down in history April 1st 2002, This is the day that Smurf Village's top agent was cuaght in her trap. He was lucky and managed to get out with most of his dignity intact [but what was left was critically injured].
PapaSmurf was on a covert operation attempting to restock the kitchen and bathroom with supplies. A dangerous mission but thats why they pay him big bucks. After infilltrating the supermarket and purchasing the required "equipment" for the task I headed into the field of operations.

Location 1 - The kitchen
Unloaded supplies in cache dump storage containers [I call them cupboards for short] and was about to leave I notice the calender. I'm a agent a notice small details like this. I looked closer, The 26th was highlighted in RED followed right up to 1st April. What was this I was thinking Could it be a countdown to a event???? who knows, I'll look into this further later on. I left the kitchen.

Location 2 - The bathroom/The killing field
I walked in with the backup supplies for this location and opened up the drugs cabint. What I saw in there made my freeze with horror, All my years of training had not prepared me for what I saw. What turned me to stone.....It was a pregnancy test kit. It was then my training kicked in what was the date April 1st??, Haaa its a joke. I was about to relax when I saw a test stick on the unit. OK I picked it up and looked at it, it was coloured blue. What does blue mean I grab the box and looked closely. Blue = baby

Noooooooooooooooooo I screamed. I aint ready for this.

I went looking for Smurfette. She was at her parents house so I went there. I rang the door bell and Smurfette answered it. I asked her about this she said yup it was true.

Noooooooooooooooooo I screamed again.

I went into the house in shock. Her mum and dad were there. Smurfette had told them. The were over the moon and being grand parents. And were asking me how I felt.

This went on for 3 hours. Then Smurfette and her family stood up and said "APRIL FOOL". I was confused, The calander, the test stick it was fool proof.

Well, Smurfette had a friend who WAS pregnant and asked her to take the test to play a joke to me. She even went as far as getting her parents in on the joke.

So as you can see I need to get my own back on her.


This goes to the Windrivers crew for help.

Cheers
Papa"Down but not out"Smurf

Wow, that's a good one!

I think you need an evil mind such as *MAYHEM* or jaeger for this one... I have heard some fantastic prank and revenge stories from both of them...

:D :D :D

Don't let her go man!!! You got a keeper there!

ROTFL - That's just an awesome prank! :rolleyes:

Sorry about not having suggestions yet.

I'll go do telephone helpdesk for a while to inspire me... :D

I think that's the best one I ever heard.... :D

That was good... good luck on revenge :D

Laughing hysterically at Papa Smurf.

Hey your name is PAPA....

lol

as for ideas...i don't know how long you two have been involved. but if I want to be mean, very very mean..you need to get yourself a ring box and act like your going to propose.

she will hate you for it...(not that I know from experience :) )

i don't have ne good ideas though sorry.

If you'd been on to the prank earlier, I would've told her and the parents that you've been trying to break the news that you were sterile...and just hadn't figured out how to tell them yet. [That's why you looked so uncomfortable all day!] And that you were just trying to be a nice guy, not mentioning it in front of mom and dad!

But for now...between her and her parents, you're simply outmatched...may as well just accept the fact that they got you!

WOW that is so great!!! (Laughing histarically) I would always try and stay on her good side!! As far as revenge, it looks like it will take allot of planing, effort. Good luck.

HOLY COW!!!! I say you just bow out gracefully.... She obviously is a master...


Just thought, ew. You touched someone elses pregnacy stick :D :D :D

Wow, thats right up there with Mayhem's tricks, but not as harmful.
Wow, that took a lot... congrats to her...

Well, if her parents were so willing to get in on it, it shows they must like you... :D

Smurf, let it simmer for a while. Revenge is a desh best served cold and late.. :D :D :D

But it will be a tough act to follow...

I think your best bet at this point is to tell her that was the best April fools prank anyone has ever pulled on you. Tell her that is one of the things you love about her and you hope for a prank like that every year. (she will go nuts every year trying to top the year before, only now you know to be suspicious) Really butter her up, make her feel like she's the best prankster in the world.

Then start leaving incriminating evidence that you are having an affair. Panties in the back seat of your car. a smudge of lipstick (light) on the collar, you might even occaissionaly lightly spray some perfume on yourself. Then the Coup de Grace... Find a woman you know who is pregnant and have her do a test for you. Leave the results in the trash can in your own bathroom where she's sure to find it. then have another woman start calling your house when you know she is at home. Just before she divorces you, send me her phone number. I think I love this woman.

:D :D :D :D

Well written, by the way, practice that discipline and have fun with it. If you can do that you will find your perfect revenge on your own. Just dust off that imagination and execise it from time to time.

[quote]Originally posted by *MAYHEM*:
<strong>I think your best bet at this point is to tell her that was the best April fools prank anyone has ever pulled on you. Tell her that is one of the things you love about her and you hope for a prank like that every year. (she will go nuts every year trying to top the year before, only now you know to be suspicious) Really butter her up, make her feel like she's the best prankster in the world.

Then start leaving incriminating evidence that you are having an affair. Panties in the back seat of your car. a smudge of lipstick (light) on the collar, you might even occaissionaly lightly spray some perfume on yourself. Then the Coup de Grace... Find a woman you know who is pregnant and have her do a test for you. Leave the results in the trash can in your own bathroom where she's sure to find it. then have another woman start calling your house when you know she is at home. Just before she divorces you, send me her phone number. I think I love this woman.

:D :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>


Dude, I'm crazeeee about Smurfette I've been with her 12 great months and dont really want to trick her into thinking I'm seeing some1 else too dangerous and I could loose a damm fine girl. But I Still think she needs to be taught a lesson thats cruel, devious and will make her think twice about messing with PapaSmurf.

Thinking

Thinking

Still Thinking....Have pictures of Smurfette in a school uniform & handcuffs. Nah she knows about them and wouldnt mind them getting public. :cool:

Thinking

Thinking...The engagement ring/box wouldn't work either as she would probably say yes without even seeing the damm ring. Not that this is a bad thing.


Will have to think long and hard over this one. But I am not letting her away with this easily.

Cheers
Papa"Drinking and Thinking"Smurf

Pranks

1.Tell her you lost your job.. get into actual crying and sobbing and go for it.

2. Tie a leash on her bummper and let the fun begin.

3.Buy a cheap purse like a bag size and leave a couple one dollar bills hanging out and put something slimy pur dog crap or something inside when they reach inside whoo hoo listen to her yell.

4. have a little midnight fun. Wait until they are asleep and tske a pillow and two flashlights and creep into the room and turn on the flashlights and held them in your hands an the pillow with in your arms, then I rammed her with the pillow while yelling " TRUCK! GET OUT OF THE WAY! "

5.Vasaline on the ole toilet seat is a good one.

6.Put a sign on the back of her car.. Honk if you think I have big hooters.

7.If you have a ansering machine and know a man or a woman who could call and say .. Mr. so and so.. This is so and so from the Fertility clinic and we recently recieved a letter from a child and you are the donor sperm this child would like to try and contact you if you are intrested please call us back at blah blah blah..

8.reset all her radio stations in her car.

9.If you have a spray attachment for your sink in the kitchen of your office, tape or take a rubber band and fix the sprayer so it is on full. Face the nozzle to the place your intended victim will stand.

When they turn on the sink, the sprayer will shoot out give the person using the sink a wet surprise.

10. Find out where shes going one day and take the car from her when she leasts exspects it and make her think the car got stolen.