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JvaGuy is gonna love this thread. :D
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
A pirate walks into a bar, and strolls up to the bar for a drink.
The bartender looks at him and says 'Did you know you have a
steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate looks at him and says "Argh, and it's drivin me nuts."
I bet you can all do better..I mean, worse. :D
A penguin walks into a bar, he says to the barman, "Have you seen my dad?"
The barman replies, "what does he look like?"
Did you hear the one about JungleM....
Nevermind, it's too stupid. :D
How many junglemen does it take to copy and paste MS knowledgebase answers? Not really sure, there's so many,... JungleMan, JMM, JTennismansomethingorother, etc. LOL,... hahahahahaha,.. that was definately a knee slapper. :D
HA HA! Good one Webhead!
What do you get when you cross JungleMuffin with a porkbeast?
A DORKBEAST!!!
*can't take the credit for that one...webhead actually came up with it as well* :D
If limericks count...
There once was a sailor from Krass,
Whose gonies were made of brass,
One night in a squall
He clanked his balls
And sparks flew out of his a$$
Just my 2 cents..
(mods can delete if not kosher...)
[quote]Originally posted by Cobra:
<strong>HA HA! Good one Webhead!
What do you get when you cross JungleMuffin with a porkbeast?
A DORKBEAST!!!
*can't take the credit for that one...webhead actually came up with it as well* :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
ROTFLMAO!!! :D
[quote]Originally posted by WebHead:
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ROTFLMAO!!! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
So you're laughing at your own jokes basically :D :D :D
[quote]Originally posted by Jungleman:
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So you're laughing at your own jokes basically :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
Yeah,.. I guess you could say that. :D
3 ducks were walking along the street. A cop walks up to the 1st duck and asks, "What what is your name and what were you doing"?
1st duck replys, "My name is Duck and I was blowing bubbles."
The cop asks the 2nd duck, "What what is your name and what were you doing"?
2nd duck replys, "My name is Duck Duck and I was blowing bubbles."
So the cop walks up to the 3rd duck and says, "Let me guess, your name is Duck Duck Duck and you were blowing bubbles"?
3rd duck, "No Sir, I am Bubbles".
hahahaha :D
What did the girl mushroom say to her boy friend?
Gee you are a fun guy.
Corny and G rated
Check this out.
<a href="http://www.winoscentral.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Sections&file=index&re q=viewarticle&artid=74" target="_blank">http://www.winoscentral.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Sections&file=index&re q=viewarticle&artid=74</a>
Real-life joke:
<a href="http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011126/od/deaths_dc_1.html" target="_blank">http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011126/od/deaths_dc_1.html</a>
I haven't laughed so hard in ages.....
[quote]Originally posted by Jungleman:
<strong>JvaGuy is gonna love this thread. :D
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
A pirate walks into a bar, and strolls up to the bar for a drink.
The bartender looks at him and says 'Did you know you have a
steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate looks at him and says "Argh, and it's drivin me nuts."
I bet you can all do better..I mean, worse. :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
hehe "butt pirate" :D
[quote]Originally posted by Sowulo:
<strong>Real-life joke:
<a href="http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011126/od/deaths_dc_1.html" target="_blank">http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011126/od/deaths_dc_1.html</a>
I haven't laughed so hard in ages.....</strong><hr></blockquote>
I see a nomination for a Darwin award.....