A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish.
Before they can be admitted to heaven, they must first
answer a question from St.Peter who is waiting for
them at the Pearly Gates.
He asks the first nun. "Sister Mary, have you ever had
any contact with a penis?" The nun giggles and replies
"Well once I touched the head of one with the tip of
my finger." St. Peter says "OK, dip the tip of your
finger in the holy water and pass through
the gate."
St. Peter asked the next nun the same question,
"Sister Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with a
penis?" The nun is a little reluctant but replies
"Well once I was stepping over a naked
man in the desert and my foot brushed against his
penis." St. Peter says "OK dip your foot in the holy
water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the
line of nuns, one nun is pushing her way to the front
of the line. When she reaches the front of the line
St. Peter asks, "Sister Beatrice, what seems to be the
rush?"
The nun replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle the
holy water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her
*** in it.
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Hehe, you're silly.
