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Microsoft Patents Ones and Zeros

<a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3311/microsoftpatents.html" target="_blank">http://www.theonion.com/onion3311/microsoftpatents.html</a>


How can they do this?

[quote]Originally posted by opiate:
<strong>How can they do this?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dude, it's a joke :) TheOnion.com is a joke site... :D :D :D :D

LOL, that cracked me up. The way the article is written, it makes you think you're reading some drivel from ZDNet. And especially the picture of Bill Gates addressing the Apple board of directors. LOL :D

"All your one and zero are belong to us!" - Sorry, couldn't resist. :D

It's fake? I've already spread the word. O'Well...

[quote]Originally posted by opiate:
<strong>It's fake? I've already spread the word. O'Well...</strong><hr></blockquote>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO! He believed it.... :D :D :eek:

[quote]Originally posted by Fierce1:
<strong>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO! He believed it.... :D :D :eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>

You HAVE to be kidding me right!

[quote]Originally posted by Garak:
<strong>

You HAVE to be kidding me right!</strong><hr></blockquote>

humm...ya, I believed it!

opiate shakes head and curls into the fetal position on his desk

[quote]Originally posted by opiate:
<strong>

humm...ya, I believed it!

opiate shakes head and curls into the fetal position on his desk</strong><hr></blockquote>

Don't worry Opiate, We're here for ya, have a beer! -

[quote]Originally posted by Garak:
<strong>

Don't worry Opiate, We're here for ya, have a beer! -</strong><hr></blockquote>

can i have 2?

[quote]Originally posted by opiate:
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can i have 2?</strong><hr></blockquote>

It'll probably take a few more than that to escape this embarrassing moment.... :D

Ha, I wont even slap you for that.
hands Opiate another beer
We all have our days :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's pretty damn funny!!!! He thought Microsoft would actually be able to patent all 0's and 1's! hehehehehe. It's ok Opiate. We've all been fooled once before.

Well, all I can say in Opiate's defense is: If any company was gonna try to make a buck off of 1's and 0's.......

Most certantly a joke, no need to chastize opiate. Leave Mouse Man alone 100101101110

gotta love THE ONION. One of my favorite sites. Opiate - Don't worry about it, it's the holidays. We're all stressed and a little "OFF" I'm sure. At least I am.

just a side note on THE ONION. they have hysterical t-shirts that read either AREA MAN or AREA WOMEN on the front of a white T. (as in Area man arrested and charged . . .)
hysterical if you ask me.