Disappointed with SETI

Darren recently started a DSB SETI research team and I of course joined. Well, let me tell you, this is the biggest scam on the Net!!! I've captured like 5 aliens so far and have them locked up in my basement, but when I e-mailed SETI support and asked who I should direct my claim & what the price of their bounty was, I haven't gotten a single response! They aren't at all interested in searching for aliens, because they haven't lifted a finger to pick up the ones I've got!! I don't know what they're doing running this client on our machines, but I'm willing to bet it involves the Illuminati and maybe also Weird Al Yankovic.

You've been warned...

We had a large contingent of people at one of our contracts subscribing to that stuff. I dont have any experience with it except to notice the fact that it kills the bandwidth on the network. It has since been banned from use there.

I don't think those at SETI are not concerned about illegal aliens (immigrants), call the border boarder patrol. They might be interested in those aliens :)

No $#!7 Sherlock! I'm talking about aliens that come from outer space, and have come here to eat all the ham on earth! And I've put myself in great danger by taking such a militant stance against them, so I'd appreciate if SETI would show me a little gratitude here. :rolleyes:

Have you been drinking firewater again, Venom???

Where exactly have you put them.......are they locked up in an air-tight room with nooooo light getting in........what ever you do, dont feed them the Ham. I've been trying to phone the Seti people for you, but they seem to think we're.... well..... strange. Maybe they don't understand the implications the way we do. Let me know if you need any more Harricot Beans and I'll get them shipped over. In the mean time doooon't let them near the light or the ham :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;)

And just when I thought we were safe from the Ham Eating Aliens...they're baaaaaccckkk...

Venom, sounds like we are going to have to go to all the automotive stores and get ALL the pineapple scented air freshners.

Thank you Venom for the warning.... ;)

[quote]Originally posted by Venom:
<strong>Darren recently started a DSB SETI research team and I of course joined. Well, let me tell you, this is the biggest scam on the Net!!! I've captured like 5 aliens so far and have them locked up in my basement, but when I e-mailed SETI support and asked who I should direct my claim & what the price of their bounty was, I haven't gotten a single response! They aren't at all interested in searching for aliens, because they haven't lifted a finger to pick up the ones I've got!! I don't know what they're doing running this client on our machines, but I'm willing to bet it involves the Illuminati and maybe also Weird Al Yankovic.

You've been warned...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Someone call the M.I.B. :D :D

[quote]Originally posted by Venom:
<strong>I'm talking about aliens that come from outer space,</strong><hr></blockquote>

I see. Is that where you got that cool symbiote from?

[quote]Originally posted by kingtbone:
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I see. Is that where you got that cool symbiote from?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Er....uh....mind your own business damn it! The symbiote DOES NOT EAT HAM!!!

Venom,

If Seti does not want them....send them on a one way trip to Kandahar to annoy the Taliban and Osama bin laden. Get rid of them and serve the country at the same time.... ;)

Wasn't there something about 'don't get them wet'? Keep them out of the sunlight and don't feed them ham after midnight...I know of a guy in Hong Kong that can help you with this! Just keep your cool and we'll help as much as we can...

Someone call the Air Force, I think they lost an aircraft near Venom's home the other day...

[quote]Originally posted by exholt:
<strong>Venom,

If Seti does not want them....send them on a one way trip to Kandahar to annoy the Taliban and Osama bin laden. Get rid of them and serve the country at the same time.... ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Nope, won't work. There's no ham or any type of pork over there, and they wouldn't survive in the desert.

It's not so much about what do to with them as it is I think SETI should be re-imbursing me for my efforts.