Things to know about Austin, Texas
Top Then things you should know about Austin, Texas
10. If you drive a truck, do not try and park in the “compact car” parking spaces
9. If you drive a Honda Civic,……. Well… I’m sorry
8. If your Homosexual do not buy a 350 Chevy dually.
7. If you are Homosexual then have no worries. We judge people by their character, not their sexual preference
6. If you’re a 15 little geek punk wanna be then we have a special place for you. It’s called “California”.
5. If your see Kickers (wanna be cowboys) helping street punks don’t be surprised. Refer to rule 7
4. If your from Florida go back home
3. Do not say Ya’ll, earl (oil), or Yee Haw. Those words are reserved for West Texans.
2. If your from Houston then go back unless you hate Houston and are just living there because the rent is cheap (Thank cleetus for this one :p )
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