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Thats Life FAQ
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Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed with me and my sister.
A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you, so he goes for the next best thing your sister. Far from being an issue,
this will bring all of the family together. Why not get some cousins involved? If you are still apprehensive, then let him go with your relatives, buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal and don't mention this aspect of his behaviour.
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behaviour - and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. Far from being pleasurable, a night out with the boys is a stressful affair, and to get back to you is a relief for your partner. Just look back
at how emotional and happy the man is when he returns to his stable home. Best thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal and don't mention this aspect of his behaviour.
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: Foreplay to a man is very hurtful. What it means is that you do not love your man as much as you should - he has to work a lot to get you in the mood. Abandon all wishes in this area, and make it up to him by buying a nice expensive present, and cooking a nice meal.
Q: My husband has never given me an orgasm.
A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is fostered by militant, man-hating feminists and is a danger to the family unit. Don't mention it again to
him and show your love to him by buying a nice expensive present and don't forget to cook him a delicious meal.
Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex ?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not confused
emotionally as women. It's a proven fact.
Q: Should I have sex on the first date ?
A: YES. Before if possible.
Q: How long should it last ?
A: There is no average time, but anything over two minutes is good. Anything under that and you may be rushing your man. After your man has finished making love, he'll have a natural desire to leave you suddenly, and go out with his friends to play golf. Or perhaps another activity, such as going out with his friends to the bar for the purpose of consuming large
amounts of alcohol and sharing a few personal thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel
left out - while he's gone you can busy yourself by doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment, or perhaps even going out to buy him an expensive
gift. He'll come back when he's ready.
Q: What is "afterplay?"
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manly energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities for you to
do after the lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making him a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to
sleep while you go out and buy him an expensive gift.
Q: Does the size of the penis matter ?
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, is important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male penis measures about 3 inches. Anything longer than that is extremely rare and, if by some chance your lover's sexual organ is 4 inches or over,
you should go down on your knees and thank your lucky stars and do everything possible to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his
apartment and buying him an expensive gift.
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Thankyou for posting this valuable information...... unfortunatly I showed it to my wife to point out the error of her ways...... now I appear to have TWO BLACK EYES and have to cook her a realy nice meal and buy her an expensive present. :confused: :confused: <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
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[quote]Originally posted by Who Me:
<strong>Thankyou for posting this valuable information...... unfortunatly I showed it to my wife to point out the error of her ways...... now I appear to have TWO BLACK EYES and have to cook her a realy nice meal and buy her an expensive present. :confused: :confused: :confused: </strong><hr></blockquote>
ROTFLMA!!! :D
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LOL have to remember this post. :) :)
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[quote]Originally posted by Who Me:
<strong>Thankyou for posting this valuable information...... unfortunatly I showed it to my wife to point out the error of her ways...... now I appear to have TWO BLACK EYES and have to cook her a realy nice meal and buy her an expensive present. :confused: :confused: :confused: </strong><hr></blockquote>
ROLF!!! A hell of a comeback Who Me. Wha'dya get her? A beer tap?
