Were getting ready to head out and the kid is sitting in the chair and hes 9 years old and he spouts out... Mom im getting old..:eek2:
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Were getting ready to head out and the kid is sitting in the chair and hes 9 years old and he spouts out... Mom im getting old..:eek2:
Doh!!!
The other night, me and the Mrs was laying in the bed with our son (only three years old), reading him a book. He stops, grabs both of our necks and says "I love you guys". And people say they dont want kids..... I would take five if I could afford them....
I was sitting with my 4yr old watching "Kids Say the Darndest Things" with Bill Cosby when she turns to me and says "A girl has to do what a girl has to do!" :eek: So I asked her "Well what does a girl have to do?" and without hesitation she says "Go pee!!" :D :D I nearly lost it!!! :D
My little one meowed..... she's a cat:D
Mine is screeaching like a banshee....
My niece once took my hand and said Uncle. I said " Yes". She said, "Can you help me beat up my brother".
I nearly died.:D :cool: :D :D
My kids hate each other when they are bored... today my 4 year old told my 11 year old at the top of his voice "You are ruining my life!!!"
I wonder were he got that from.... :D
5 yr old son: -sing silly song loudly to annoy 10 yr. old brother trying to watch TV show-
10 yr old son: Stop it! I can't hear my show!
5 yr old son: -keeps on singing with glee-
LATER, when 5 yr. old son is watching HIS favorite show:
10 yr old son: -sing same silly song he heard earlier to give 5 yr. old brother some of his own medicine-
5 yr. old son: Stop it!
10 yr. old son: I'm doing just what you did to me!
5 yr. old son: WHY DO YA' WANNA ACT LIKE ME? I'M A 5 YR. OLD!!
My kids. . .wouldn't take a millions dollars for 'em. . .wouldn't give a dime for another one.
My wife teaches 2 and 3-year-olds in Church, and one day I came in to say hi to her after class. There were only a couple of kids left, and my wife was waiting for the parents to show up. I gave my wife a quick peck on the cheek and one of the kids said to the other:
"That man just kissed Stephanie!" I almost killed myself laughing.
I have two girls ages 7 & 3
7yr old: Dad! She's copying me!
Me: She does that honey, she's three.
3yr old: Yeah, I'm three! nyahh
My 13-month-old son, Jason, likes to slap me on the shoulder and say "Dat!". Then he'll lay his head down and go to sleep. What a guy... :D
http://www.portemus.com/images/jt13mos.jpg
This is Jason and his big sister, Bethany, who is 11½ years old... :)