The Truth about the Cleetus

People, please go easy on the Cleetus. It's not he's fault he's so stupid, he's the victim of genetic manipulation by the government, in an attempt to create the perfect super solidier. He was implanted with false memories that makes him believe it's actually important and intelligent, and he was also give a barcode tattoo that allows the army to track him. Here's a picture of him returned to his secret K-Mart Headquarters at an undisclosed location, possibly Area 51.

Please be kind to him...he's just a dumb animal in reality.

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Thanks Cobra for posting that pic, I have been wondering for months if Cleetus really looks like his avatar...I guess now we have our answer..:cool: ;)

Delusions and lies, they are all delusions and lies of someone who wishes they were as important as the Cleetus.

I can vouge (sp?) for what the snake says here.

It truley is a sad story of what has become of teh Cleenix.

just bear with him please, for his own good.

we must take care of our special little friend.

Cleetus is a super soldier!?! Son, when you comin' home boy

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Originally posted by Ya_know
Cleetus is a super soldier!?! Son, when you comin' home boy

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I said Cleetus was an attempt at a super soldier...I never said that attempt was a success... :sad:

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Originally posted by King Grover
I can vouge (sp?) for what the snake says here.

It truley is a sad story of what has become of teh Cleenix.

just bear with him please, for his own good.

we must take care of our special little friend.

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When you say "special"...do you mean as rode the short bus kind of special?:D

I gots a short bed truck up on blocks in the front yard, does that count?

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: I rest my case....

:D :D

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Originally posted by PuterGeekGirl
When you say "special"...do you mean as rode the short bus kind of special?:D

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You know you're a readneck when your daddy walks you to school...because he is in the same grade. :p

The only question I have about super soldier teh cleetus is what happened during that experiment to make him refer to himself in the third person?

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Originally posted by WebHawg
The only question I have about super soldier teh cleetus is what happened during that experiment to make him refer to himself in the third person?

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Again, it's that dumb animal thing...he's actually A Cleetus, but they one had one of him at the miliitary base he was stationed at, so they refered to him as The Cleetus.

"Private Jones, go give the Cleetus a bath."

"Sgt. Smith, the Cleetus just took a dump on your office floor."

etc, etc.

So anyway, he kept hearing people calling him "the Cleetus" and just assumed that was his name.

Forgive him, folks.

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Originally posted by Cobra Tha Funky Homo Sapien
Again, it's that dumb animal thing...he's actually A Cleetus, but they one had one of him at the miliitary base he was stationed at, so they refered to him as The Cleetus.

"Private Jones, go give the Cleetus a bath."

"Sgt. Smith, the Cleetus just took a dump on your office floor."

etc, etc.

So anyway, he kept hearing people calling him "the Cleetus" and just assumed that was his name.

Forgive him, folks.

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Ok cool. As long as it doesn't become those Cleetii, then I guess we're safe.

A look into the past to explain why "Teh Cleetus" just can't help himself. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

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Originally Posted by edball

A look into the past to explain why "Teh Cleetus" just can't help himself. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

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Oh, he's been known to help himself...it's what he does best... :p