This is the your Mom thread. Have fun. I'll start.
Your mom is so fat her picture fell down
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This is the your Mom thread. Have fun. I'll start.
Your mom is so fat her picture fell down
Your mamma is so fat when we took her to the zoo the elephants threw peanuts to her!
No, Your Momma!!!
Your mom's breath is so bad every time she coughs her teeth duck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Your Mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
your momma is so fat, she skates on 18 wheelers.
your momma is so poor, she waves a popsicle and call it AC
Your momma is so poor she can't even pay attention...
What sexual position causes the ugliest kids? Ask your mom.
Don't make fun of fat people, jerk. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovetheusers
:D :D :D
Yo mamma is soooooo fat she was standing on a street corner and two cops told her to break it up!
how about an older "yo momma joke"
your momma is like nintendo, entertainment system !!
your momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter
:uke:Quote:
Originally Posted by PeLiGrOsO
yo momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn