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From a boys perspective - :thumbs: ... but methinks as with all things female there may be 'unexpected' consequences ! ... Stand by (or should that be back!?!). :D
ROFLMAO!!!
hehehe... now surely some enterprising female must be able to come up with the male equivalent to this... :D
lol that is funny I am bringing that to my HAZMAT class.
HAZMAT (is hazardas matterials)
MSDS (matterial safty data sheet, companies MUST keep a record of all possibly harmful substances on site in this book available to all employies)
I went fire geek there, but it is very funny.
So what your saying is that should be in the MSDS correct? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by firemonkey
Aye but the sheet lacks one thing that is essential to a MSDS. It does not provide ANY disposal options when the element becomes a waste. Hmm...nor does it have any info on proper containment procedures when the element spills. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by firemonkey
Disposal is not very difficult, but it is VERY expensive. You spend nearly all your money and lose most personal posessions. Containment isn't too bad. It really depends on the method of the spill. If its an alcohol induced spill, just scoop her up and drag off to bed. If its an emotional spill, adding flowers or chocolate is the best method.Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Kong
Oh never mind..it's Monday.. :bor:
I really could have used this warning a little sooner... ;)
I now have a hell of a hazard to clean up.
Self inflicted procreation doesn't count in fact it could even lead to your prosecution under the H&S acts related to self inflicted injuries:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Is Ya_know talking about "work" or "home" hazards? If it is "home", this would fall into a different category. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Archer
From where in your feeble little mind did you conjure that one up? Because you choke the chicken on a daily basis, doesn’t mean that every time a vague statement is made it implies that others are as pitiful as you are. What I was referring to was pissing off a woman, and having to clean up a hazardous spill created by her frustration. The last time you pissed off a women was last night, when you slammed the screen door on your momma’s house on your way in for the night, then using the last of her lotion to grease yourself up before going to bed…alone. :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
OOH eer !...........mother this crazy mans pikin on me :D
That's when you have to be prepared and have an emergency spill containment kit handy. The items listed in Fatal's post are not only necessary, but should be a standard requirement! Flowers (roses are the best choice, but carnations will do in a pinch), balloons and chocolates are excellent choices. Then there is always the Spill Control Hot Line that is handy to have 1-800-Diamonds for those MAJOR & MESSY EPISODES! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
There is another instability of this element that should be on the MSDS, the fact that it has a roving cycle of instability that appears to be the worst when the moon is in certain phases...