You clever bastards! You almost got me!

You thought you could fool me...but you've gotta get up pretty damn early in the morning to trick the Snakeman.

What am I talking about, you ask? Simple. I've seen the truth. I know now what is and isn't.

Precious Angel isn't real. Seeker isn't real. Neither is Spork, NooNoo, Ya_Know, ILTU, or adept. Or DriverGuy. Or TriplerLTD (thank god). Or any of you for that matter.

You see, I've been doing a lot of "thinking" lately. And I guess you could say that I "made some observations". That I "look at things from a different perspective now". That I "see things as they truly are". You could even say that I'm "grossly misusing and abusing quotation marks", but that's "beside the point".

See, WinDrivers actually ended in 2001 when Darren Wilson & I left to star the original DSB. DriverGuy just couldn't go on without us, so he quit the site, and so did all the other members. But Internet.com paid a lot of money for WinDrivers.com, and started filling out the forums with chatbots to take the place of departing members.

And it was a brilliant plan, until these chatbots started exceeding the theoretical limits of their AI. They became self aware, and most believe they're actual human beings with lives outside these forums.

So you see folks, you are all just chatbots. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but I'm the only real person here.

And Internet.com thought they could fool me. :rolleyes:

the worst bots mostly come out at night


mostly

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Originally Posted by Cobra X

You thought you could fool me...but you've gotta get up pretty damn early in the morning to trick the Snakeman.

SNIP

So you see folks, you are all just chatbots. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but I'm the only real person here.

And Internet.com thought they could fool me. :rolleyes:

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Hey! Bartender!
I want what that guy is drinking!

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Good one!! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif(I have been told you used to be good)
So, what you are saying is: You like hanging out with bots? Do you also like tentacle pron?https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Deanimation. I like that train of thought.

Take it further. Nobody exists. They're all just manifestations of your subconscious and your laying on the beach somewhere, anywhere, mars maybe, having a bad nap before lunch.

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Originally Posted by TripleRLtd

(I have been told you used to be good)
So, what you are saying is: You like hanging out with bots? Do you also like tentacle pron?https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

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I've always been good. Most of you retards just don't get me or you're too busy taking everything I say out of context to understand my sense of humor.

And I only like hanging out with robots because I pretend you guys are transformers and that I'm Megatron and I'm your leader.

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Originally Posted by Cobra X

I've always been good. Most of you retards just don't get me or you're too busy taking everything I say out of context to understand my sense of humor.

And I only like hanging out with robots because I pretend you guys are transformers and that I'm Megatron and I'm your leader.

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LIES! :redeyes:

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Originally Posted by DocPC

LIES! :redeyes:

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I was gonna let you be Soundwave, my second in command, Doc. :(

'Tis the truth! Kikko-san never lies! :cool:

:D

Excellent! Breach their defenses! Leave no autobot standing!!!

Death to all autobots! :flame:

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Originally Posted by Cobra X

I've always been good. Most of you retards just don't get me or you're too busy taking everything I say out of context to understand my sense of humor.

And I only like hanging out with robots because I pretend you guys are transformers and that I'm Megatron and I'm your leader.

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Ah, why don't you just face it, already: YOUR time has past. You've become long in the tooth and short on the uptake. It's a new world man, and you are NOT our leader. Face it and get over it. It will make things sooo much easier on us, and especially you and your bot minions. I don't meant to break your heart: but times change, and so do botdoms. So: get over it, and stop faking your orgasmic outcries for leadership. IT AIN"T gonna happen.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Get you? Geesh, look at you: what's to get anymore? It's ALL been gotten by everybody already: AND nobody ever got it!!!https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/02/1.gif
BTW:
Sometimes you are funny. Butt, only sometimes.

And again, you take everything I wrote AS A JOKE and take it out of context and proceed to argue with me about it.

Do you see why you'll never get rid of me? This is HILARIOUS to me. For someone who "doesn't matter" and "no one cares" about, some of you people seem to get awfully worked up about this whole thing. And I'm doing nothing to warrant it. This is comedy gold to me.

I don't want to be your leader or anyone's leader. Contrary to what you conspiracy theorists want to believe.

And again, I will quote you (thank you btw):

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Originally Posted by coby

You know you're good when you can just start spewing out totally random, meaningless BS and people bite on it and want to know WTF you're talking about. :D

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Why are you worried so much about us thinking you want to take over? Napolean complex or something?https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Why are YOU taking ME so seriously? Paranoid? Or do you have evil intentions that were nipped in the budd? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Geesh, settle down dude: You are NOT all that big of a deal...anymore, anyway.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

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Originally Posted by Cobra X

I don't want to be your leader or anyone's leader. Contrary to what you conspiracy theorists want to believe.

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[confused minion] wait a minute?? [/confused minion]