Ok, since it's Friday....
http://funny.evilbunny.org/display/2095/
'nuff said.
EDIT: ...except for the fact that you shouldn't open this at work, at Grandma's house, or girlfriend's apartment (unless she's into that sorta thing). No liability assumed by the original poster. Warranty void in Tennesee. Do not fold, bend, staple, or mutilate. Promotional consideration paid for by Kelton Flamethrowers, Wainwright Electrical Launchers, and Hammond and Gates Chainsaws.
Bonus points paid to the WD poster who knows where that last line came from. :p
