Wrbby's future predictions hotline

Need a look into your future? Wanna know if that hot girl 2 offices down the hall from you feels as hot for you as you do for her? Playing the lottery this weekend? Trying to figure out if your lady is cheating on you? Nervous about your upcoming review? Well never fear. Wrbby is here to help you.

Just post your question and I will provide a quick answer for you after looking into my amazing crystal ball. Now keep in mind this is a free service. I will show you the door, but it will be entirely up to you to walk through it. Quick answers only. No discussions.

And for my first prediction, I predict there is nobody left online right now. :eek2:

C'mon and get posting people. I got 25 more posts to get to 4000. :p

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Originally Posted by WebHead

Quick answers only. No discussions.

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I predict a discussion.


Will we ever land on the moon again wrbby?

Is it true if you marry a moonshiner's daughter she'll make you licker?

Will we find Atlantis in Antarctica?

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Originally Posted by imaeditedbysowulo

I predict a discussion.


Will we ever land on the moon again wrbby?

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Indeed we will sooner than later. It is George W. Bushes #1 goal right now to fly up there and discover once and for all exactly what kind of cheese the moon is made of.

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Originally Posted by Major Kong

Is it true if you marry a moonshiner's daughter she'll make you licker?

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This is very true. In fact she'll make you liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

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Originally Posted by Major Kong

Will we find Atlantis in Antarctica?

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No. Everyone knows Atlantis is located in New Jersey.

Will I make 1000 posts by the end of the week ?

If California slides into the sea, will I be able to sell view seats on top of Mt. Rainier?

Will I ever meet Major Kong ?

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Originally Posted by GrandDad

Will I make 1000 posts by the end of the week ?

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Not a chance in hell. :)

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Originally Posted by jitBob

If California slides into the sea, will I be able to sell view seats on top of Mt. Rainier?

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Sounds like you need to get laid. I'll send over one of my best hookers. This ones on the house.

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Originally Posted by WebHead

Not a chance in hell. :)

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Aww d*m .

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Originally Posted by GrandDad

Will I ever meet Major Kong ?

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Well that depends on what you'll be wearing.