9/11: The way it should have been.
:p :p :p
"Bureaucrat: Everyone put away your handguns and surrender! Do what they tell you! There won't be any trouble if you just act like sheep!
Grandma: Shut you, you worthless idjit! (Smacks bureaucrat on top of his head, which causes him to cry like a girl.) Anyone who listens to anything said by anyone from the government deserves exactly what they get!
Hijacker: Surrender! We are going to fly these planes into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon and the White House!
Grandma: Bringing a knife to a gunfight, huh!
Hijacker: My faith will protect me!
Grandma: (BLAM!) Oh yeah?"
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