England v ;portugal

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we now have live coverage of the match between England and portugal



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Game on!!!! yae Owen Scored!!!!!!

and there off , just had to fill a pint pot up ,,and 2 mins 35secs owen has scored


england 1 por 0

Goal!! Owen a a break!!!

Nice touch on the ball by Owen, finally scores.

4 mins and england 1 por 0 ,,,,,tossers

nuff said ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

england 1 por 0

5.21 por are tossers


need i say more

england 1 por 0

6.20 mins ,,,
england 1 por 0

7 mins ,,,guess the score?



need a tinny ,,,,somebody take over




england 1 por 0

ok got a case of tinnys


9.40 ,,,guess the score



england 1 por 0

10.44 free kick for us
england 1 por 0

11england 1 por 0.26


waiting for kick ,,,argueing ,,,,

1england 1 por 02.57 ,,,


still the same score


guess what

14 mins ,,,,,tossersare loosing


guess what


england 1 por 0