The WOTPP has a new enemy...LURK

I am making a formal announcement regarding the formation of a new WD group. I am forming the Legion of Underposting and Responsible Citizens and Knaves, or L.U.R.K. for short. We vow to fight against the WOTPP and their unnecessary social interaction, which as we all know is patently out of place on a board related to such nerdly issues as computers. I expect better of you geeks....more staring at your shoes and mumbling, not this talking stuff.

We will fight against the WOTPP in the only manner we can...not by equalling their evil post padding abilities but by posting as little as possible. Every thread you read where we have not posted is a thread where we have triumphed. It is impossible to fight against us, our methods are perfect and our logic irrefutable. You have no chance to survive. Make your time.

The only thing we have to fear is that not enough people will hear the redeeming word of L.U.R.K., after all our prevailing creed is to post as little as possible. But they shall hear. Every post we don't make will ring in their ears. Every empty space between the posts of the WOTPP will shine with the power of our message. Errr....yeah...umm...that's right. Just like the...err...Hydralisks...all who do not read our words will learn to evolve into Lurkers too. ((Who the hell writes this crap? I'm firing my speech writer. Err...wait...crap...)) So watch out Adept....the L.U.R.K. has arrived.

General Darksteel, fascist dictator, socially inept and clueless demagouge, and one man army of the L.U.R.K.


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I Swear...the alcohol stays in my system for two days afterwards.....meh

I thought that was a very well thought out, and perfectly given speech.
Now try it again, but this time close your fly..https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gifhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

I lie you. You're funny.

I was hoping that this new wnemy was going to fare better than the old enemies, since they weren't much of a challenge, but I'm not feeling it this time either.

Sorry. :p

Say, want to join the Way of the Post Pad instead of ... Well, I guess, not posting?

I mean, just take a look at Archer, always following us around riding our coattails, leading a group of 1.

You deserve better than to end up like him.

Plus, we could extend that party we're having even longer if you join.

Hi MobilePCPhysician!

Your quick padding - huh - intervention is commendable. :D

Hi Adept. This low level threat did not, in my opinion sir, require your attention. I planned on padd, er, talking to the non-believer, and fill his head, and his heart, with WOTPP.

I anxiously await his reply.

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Originally Posted by Darksteel

I am making a formal announcement regarding the formation of a new WD group. I am forming the Legion of Underposting and Responsible Citizens and Knaves, or L.U.R.K. for short. We vow to fight against the WOTPP and their unnecessary social interaction, which as we all know is patently out of place on a board related to such nerdly issues as computers. I expect better of you geeks....more staring at your shoes and mumbling, not this talking stuff.

We will fight against the WOTPP in the only manner we can...not by equalling their evil post padding abilities but by posting as little as possible. Every thread you read where we have not posted is a thread where we have triumphed. It is impossible to fight against us, our methods are perfect and our logic irrefutable. You have no chance to survive. Make your time.

The only thing we have to fear is that not enough people will hear the redeeming word of L.U.R.K., after all our prevailing creed is to post as little as possible. But they shall hear. Every post we don't make will ring in their ears. Every empty space between the posts of the WOTPP will shine with the power of our message. Errr....yeah...umm...that's right. Just like the...err...Hydralisks...all who do not read our words will learn to evolve into Lurkers too. ((Who the hell writes this crap? I'm firing my speech writer. Err...wait...crap...)) So watch out Adept....the L.U.R.K. has arrived.

General Darksteel, fascist dictator, socially inept and clueless demagouge, and one man army of the L.U.R.K.


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I Swear...the alcohol stays in my system for two days afterwards.....meh

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Dear Darksteel : leader of the great L.U.R.K. union

I'm glad you decided to finaly show your self because
we been looking for you , you owe 8 months back union dues , when ya gone pay up
Do we need to send the boys around (the nasty ones who swing corded mice around) to pay you a visit , hmmm
Thier constant mumble'ing can break the best of them ya_know .
So when can we expect payment ? , Friday would be the latest .

signed Lurkers Anonymous BookKeeper

Carry on then.

I wouldn't want this silence and lack of participation on the part of LURCH to be interpreted as a success for the (currently missing) opposition.

What do you suggest? The usual hijacking?

Be creative.

Surprise me. :D


BTW, Darksteel, did I mention the lunches?

I would never leave the WOTPP's

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Originally Posted by a d e p t

Carry on then.

I wouldn't want this silence and lack of participation on the part of LURCH to be interpreted as a success for the (currently missing) opposition.

What do you suggest? The usual hijacking?

Be creative.

Surprise me. :D


BTW, Darksteel, did I mention the lunches?

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it would seem he is gaining supporters ;
http://forums.windrivers.com/showpos...17&postcount=4

Maybe we need a poll on who stands where? GrandDAD.

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The L.U.R.K. have the WOTPP surrounded, the views to replies ratio runs between 5 and 10 to 1. Resistance is futile ;)

Ok I am going to start my own club too so there

Legion of Everyone at WinDrivers

Was that Lurk, or Lurch?

http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/lurch1.jpg

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Originally Posted by Darksteel

I am making a formal announcement regarding the formation of a new WD group. I am forming the Legion of Underposting and Responsible Citizens and Knaves, or L.U.R.K. for short. We vow to fight against the WOTPP and their unnecessary social interaction, which as we all know is patently out of place on a board related to such nerdly issues as computers. I expect better of you geeks....more staring at your shoes and mumbling, not this talking stuff.

We will fight against the WOTPP in the only manner we can...not by equalling their evil post padding abilities but by posting as little as possible. Every thread you read where we have not posted is a thread where we have triumphed. It is impossible to fight against us, our methods are perfect and our logic irrefutable. You have no chance to survive. Make your time.

The only thing we have to fear is that not enough people will hear the redeeming word of L.U.R.K., after all our prevailing creed is to post as little as possible. But they shall hear. Every post we don't make will ring in their ears. Every empty space between the posts of the WOTPP will shine with the power of our message. Errr....yeah...umm...that's right. Just like the...err...Hydralisks...all who do not read our words will learn to evolve into Lurkers too. ((Who the hell writes this crap? I'm firing my speech writer. Err...wait...crap...)) So watch out Adept....the L.U.R.K. has arrived.

General Darksteel, fascist dictator, socially inept and clueless demagouge, and one man army of the L.U.R.K.


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I Swear...the alcohol stays in my system for two days afterwards.....meh

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You'll never beat us Lurker ! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/02/1.gif

WOTPP !